A/N: Note that I don't own any of this crap. Just me and Shadow.

Me: Hello, and welcome to Spyro: Another Truth or Dare!

????: Is that all you could think of?

Me: Shadow, do you have to ask?

Shadow: YES! Now answer my Fu***** question.

Me: Well yeah because all the good names were taken.

Shadow: (Stares at me)

Me: O.O… Well anyways, this black and purple female nutso dragon, is for some reason my dark counterpart and co-host.

Shadow: "Nutso" aint a word.

Me: Neither is aint. Ok hold on stop the camera!

All across the world: (Screen goes blank and does that one censoring noise).

Me: Sorry about that guys.

Shadow: (Chained to the wall with mouth duck taped, tied and super-glued shut).

Me: Well anyways, introducing the cast of Spyro!

Spyro crew: (Fall through ceiling).

Spyro: Ung… Where are we. Wait did we just fall through the ceiling?

Me: Yes, yes you did.

Spyro: Then that means only one thing. Another truth or dare!

Shadow: Yup. And you better work with it or else.

Cynder: Or else what?

Me: You get the new and improved penalty! Wait, how did you get off the wall and how is your mouth open!?

Shadow: None of your business! (Shifty eyes)

Me: Ok? Well, send in your truths and dares and while were here we might as well as keep the show running since we have nothing better to do.

Cynder: Wait, Shadow, why do you look like me so much?

Shadow: Because i'm your sister!

Crowd: (gasps)

Cynder: No you're not!

Shadow: Yes I am and I have our mother here to prove so.

Their Mom: Well yes she is your sister. (Shows Cynder the twos birth certificate.)

Cynder: …

Shadow: Told ya! And look we're even twins!

Me: Yeah ummm. I don't know how she's my dark counterpart but she is. Though she can be retarded at times.

Shadow: (Takes out M-16.) What was that hun?

Me: (scared) Nothing. And why did you just call me hun?

Shadow: Uh—umm—you see—ummm—I WAS NEVER HERE!!!!!!!! (Turns into black mist and disappears).

Me: That was awkward.

Spyro and Flame: (Talking)

Spyro: So you think you can get her off me?

Flame: I think so. Where is she anyways.

Me: I put her in the closet so she wouldn't bother Spyro.

Closet door: (breaks)

Ember: SPYRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spyro: HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Gets glomped by Ember)

Shadow: (Suddenly reappears and shoots Ember in the head with a Sniper)

Ember: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (dies)

Spyro: THANK YOU!!!!!!

Shadow: SAVE THE MUSHY STUFF FOR YOUR GRILFRIEND YOU BIG PURPLE IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: I AGREE WITH SHADOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cynder: WHY ARE WE YELLING?????????????

Me: I DON'T KNOW YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (shoots Cynder with twin pistols) That felt good.

Shadow: Sure it did hun.

Me: Why do you keep calling me that?!

Shadow: Nevermind that!!!!

Me: I'm going to make you answer me later. Revive!

Ember and Cynder: (alive again)

Me: Cage!

Ember: (locked in a cage) Why am I in a cage?

Shadow: So you don't glompkiss Spyro again dumb***.

Ember: Oh well I can't just melt the metal anyways. (breathes fire onto cage but get's burnt instead.

Me: Wrong you idiot. It's fire proof.

Shadow: I don't know why we've only mentioned these two anyways. Besides I've always wanted to do this. (shoots Moneybags)

Weird voice: HEADSHOT!

Everyone except Shadow: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: (shoots the guy doing the headshot voice). Loser!!!!!!!!!!

Shadow: (laughing her a** off)

Me: Whats so funny?

Shadow: You should have seen the look on your faces!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!

Me: O.o… You payed that guy to do that didn't you.

Shadow: (still laughing her a** off). Yup.

Crowd: BOO!!!!

Shadow: (takes out MK-47). Want some of this!?!?!?!?!

Crowd: (shuts up)

Ignitus: I don't get why people keep making these ancestor forsaken things.

Me: Because they entertain us you retard.

Terrador: I don't think you should be addressing us as what you call "retards".

Me: I can call you whatever I want.

Ignitus: If you do I swear I will—

Me: Imbecile!

Ignitus: Why you little—(shoots fireballs at me).

Me: (backflips out of the way and takes out a scythe). Ok now you've p***** me off! (runs at Ignitus and slices his head off).

Shadow: Scythe freak alert!!!!!!!!!!!1

Me: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!

Shadow: (quiet)

Volteer: (lecturing Spyro). And that's why you never eat frogweeds.

Spyro: (twitching).

Cynder: (running from Malefor) HELP HE WANTS ME TO BE ADULT SO HE CAN R*** ME!!!!!!!!!!

Malefor: Come here you!!!

Shadow: (shoots Malefor)

Cynder: THANK YOU!!!

Shadow: Save the mushy stuff for your boyfriend sis.

Cynder: (blushes)

Cyril: (freezing everything). I can't take it I am not going through another truth or dare!!!!!!

Shadow: Oh yes you are!!!!!!!!! (slits his neck with her tail blade)

Me: Ok theres a bunch of random stuff going on here but I bet I can fix it. Wait why would I need to fix it?!?!

Shadow: Id don't know!!!!!! (head explodes)

Everyone: …

Me: Ok? Ummm… Revive!

Shadow: Thank you!!! (hugs me)

Me: umm Shadow—can't – breath!!!

Shadow: Sorry.

Me: Well I have three other co-hosts that should be here in a few seconds.

(doorbell rings)

Me: Come in!

Night Rose and Twilight (my OCs fyi): (walk in)

Malefor: YOU!!!!!! (charges at Night)

Night: What do you want? (Shoots him in head with black spike)

Rose: That seemed short-lived.

Twilight: I'm sure it was.

Me: Oh well they are probably going to their rooms.

Night Twilight Rose: (wal;k in their rooms).

Shadow: I don't understand why they are always in their rooms.

Me: Neither do I.

Ignitus: BURN!!!!!!!!! (starts burning everything).

Volteer: (electrocuting the crowd) DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Ummm ok this ends our show please send in yoru truths or dares and have a nice day!!!!

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A/N: HOORAY ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!! Send in truths or dares and if it's just a plain review then I say flipping screw you! I NEED REVIEWS!!!!!!! Think of the children.