A/N: Note that I don't own any of this crap. Just me and Shadow.
Me: Hello, and welcome to Spyro: Another Truth or Dare!
????: Is that all you could think of?
Me: Shadow, do you have to ask?
Shadow: YES! Now answer my Fu***** question.
Me: Well yeah because all the good names were taken.
Shadow: (Stares at me)
Me: O.O… Well anyways, this black and purple female nutso dragon, is for some reason my dark counterpart and co-host.
Shadow: "Nutso" aint a word.
Me: Neither is aint. Ok hold on stop the camera!
All across the world: (Screen goes blank and does that one censoring noise).
Me: Sorry about that guys.
Shadow: (Chained to the wall with mouth duck taped, tied and super-glued shut).
Me: Well anyways, introducing the cast of Spyro!
Spyro crew: (Fall through ceiling).
Spyro: Ung… Where are we. Wait did we just fall through the ceiling?
Me: Yes, yes you did.
Spyro: Then that means only one thing. Another truth or dare!
Shadow: Yup. And you better work with it or else.
Cynder: Or else what?
Me: You get the new and improved penalty! Wait, how did you get off the wall and how is your mouth open!?
Shadow: None of your business! (Shifty eyes)
Me: Ok? Well, send in your truths and dares and while were here we might as well as keep the show running since we have nothing better to do.
Cynder: Wait, Shadow, why do you look like me so much?
Shadow: Because i'm your sister!
Crowd: (gasps)
Cynder: No you're not!
Shadow: Yes I am and I have our mother here to prove so.
Their Mom: Well yes she is your sister. (Shows Cynder the twos birth certificate.)
Cynder: …
Shadow: Told ya! And look we're even twins!
Me: Yeah ummm. I don't know how she's my dark counterpart but she is. Though she can be retarded at times.
Shadow: (Takes out M-16.) What was that hun?
Me: (scared) Nothing. And why did you just call me hun?
Shadow: Uh—umm—you see—ummm—I WAS NEVER HERE!!!!!!!! (Turns into black mist and disappears).
Me: That was awkward.
Spyro and Flame: (Talking)
Spyro: So you think you can get her off me?
Flame: I think so. Where is she anyways.
Me: I put her in the closet so she wouldn't bother Spyro.
Closet door: (breaks)
Ember: SPYRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spyro: HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Gets glomped by Ember)
Shadow: (Suddenly reappears and shoots Ember in the head with a Sniper)
Ember: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (dies)
Spyro: THANK YOU!!!!!!
Shadow: SAVE THE MUSHY STUFF FOR YOUR GRILFRIEND YOU BIG PURPLE IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: I AGREE WITH SHADOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cynder: WHY ARE WE YELLING?????????????
Me: I DON'T KNOW YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (shoots Cynder with twin pistols) That felt good.
Shadow: Sure it did hun.
Me: Why do you keep calling me that?!
Shadow: Nevermind that!!!!
Me: I'm going to make you answer me later. Revive!
Ember and Cynder: (alive again)
Me: Cage!
Ember: (locked in a cage) Why am I in a cage?
Shadow: So you don't glompkiss Spyro again dumb***.
Ember: Oh well I can't just melt the metal anyways. (breathes fire onto cage but get's burnt instead.
Me: Wrong you idiot. It's fire proof.
Shadow: I don't know why we've only mentioned these two anyways. Besides I've always wanted to do this. (shoots Moneybags)
Weird voice: HEADSHOT!
Everyone except Shadow: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: (shoots the guy doing the headshot voice). Loser!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow: (laughing her a** off)
Me: Whats so funny?
Shadow: You should have seen the look on your faces!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!
Me: O.o… You payed that guy to do that didn't you.
Shadow: (still laughing her a** off). Yup.
Crowd: BOO!!!!
Shadow: (takes out MK-47). Want some of this!?!?!?!?!
Crowd: (shuts up)
Ignitus: I don't get why people keep making these ancestor forsaken things.
Me: Because they entertain us you retard.
Terrador: I don't think you should be addressing us as what you call "retards".
Me: I can call you whatever I want.
Ignitus: If you do I swear I will—
Me: Imbecile!
Ignitus: Why you little—(shoots fireballs at me).
Me: (backflips out of the way and takes out a scythe). Ok now you've p***** me off! (runs at Ignitus and slices his head off).
Shadow: Scythe freak alert!!!!!!!!!!!1
Me: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow: (quiet)
Volteer: (lecturing Spyro). And that's why you never eat frogweeds.
Spyro: (twitching).
Cynder: (running from Malefor) HELP HE WANTS ME TO BE ADULT SO HE CAN R*** ME!!!!!!!!!!
Malefor: Come here you!!!
Shadow: (shoots Malefor)
Cynder: THANK YOU!!!
Shadow: Save the mushy stuff for your boyfriend sis.
Cynder: (blushes)
Cyril: (freezing everything). I can't take it I am not going through another truth or dare!!!!!!
Shadow: Oh yes you are!!!!!!!!! (slits his neck with her tail blade)
Me: Ok theres a bunch of random stuff going on here but I bet I can fix it. Wait why would I need to fix it?!?!
Shadow: Id don't know!!!!!! (head explodes)
Everyone: …
Me: Ok? Ummm… Revive!
Shadow: Thank you!!! (hugs me)
Me: umm Shadow—can't – breath!!!
Shadow: Sorry.
Me: Well I have three other co-hosts that should be here in a few seconds.
(doorbell rings)
Me: Come in!
Night Rose and Twilight (my OCs fyi): (walk in)
Malefor: YOU!!!!!! (charges at Night)
Night: What do you want? (Shoots him in head with black spike)
Rose: That seemed short-lived.
Twilight: I'm sure it was.
Me: Oh well they are probably going to their rooms.
Night Twilight Rose: (wal;k in their rooms).
Shadow: I don't understand why they are always in their rooms.
Me: Neither do I.
Ignitus: BURN!!!!!!!!! (starts burning everything).
Volteer: (electrocuting the crowd) DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Ummm ok this ends our show please send in yoru truths or dares and have a nice day!!!!
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A/N: HOORAY ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!! Send in truths or dares and if it's just a plain review then I say flipping screw you! I NEED REVIEWS!!!!!!! Think of the children.
