Author's Note: Credit to the Kazekage of Suna for the one shot. This is for her one shot challenge, I hope she enjoys.
I know what people think when they see me, they think I'm creepy, lowlife loser.
Well let me tell you something people.
This creepy, lowlife loser has dreams just like normal people.
Its true really, my dream is for Sakura to fall in love with me.
One day, one day I will have Sakura as my own.
She may hate me and reject me now but I'll have come crawling to me begging for my love and attention.
No one can resist a handsome, charmer like myself.
There's just one problem preventing us being together.
Sauske.
I don't know what Sakura sees in him, I really don't.
I am more perfect for her than that freak can ever be.
He is keeping us apart.
Saskue is poisoning her mind, making her fall for him instead.
How dare he!
Well no matter, the great Rock Lee is not so easily defeated by Saskue's childish mind games.
That emo jerk will not steal her from me!
I swear by the Hokage that Sakura will be mine!
