"A-today we shalla be cooking zeh bantha poodoo goormeh, awid mya fellow chef! J'arj'ar Binks de gungan, he vas a general youknow?" The main chef said happily, as he was taking out a mini-oven and two digital gloves.
"Hello people, mesa waiting to make yousa dinner!" Jarjar fell down, and got up.

"Olrighte! Firsta we will take zeh bantha poodoo!" The chef puts on gloves and grabs a peice of brown gooey stuff.
"Now, we shalla put it in zeh bowl" He clicks a button and a bowl rises out of the table, he drops the poodoo inside the bowl.
"Now j'arj'ar, stira zeh poodoo"
Jarjar takes a floating roller he finds and starts stirring "Nono! j'arj'ar! not ama roller! usa zeh Sapoon!" the chef shouts.
Jarjar takes out the roller and throws it behind him, bits and peices of poodoo fly on the audience.

"Oppsie! mesa dida doodoo!" Jarjar tells himself, rather loudly. Then starts stirring the brown thing.
The chef is explaining about the spices that they are going to use.
"Okeh now, wera gonna use thisa spices! First, wera gonna use zeh dagobah dirt."
He pours dirt into the poodoo jarjar has finished mixing.
"Second, we usa de ewok hair! J'arj'ar get ze ewok hair"
Jarjar walks to a wall and presses and button, then another, then another, then he starts pressing buttons franticly, thus getting himself filled with ewok hairs. He then brings then and puts them in the bowl.
"Nowa wera gonna use Soma blue milk!" He pours blue milk into the bowl "Now zeh final step in making zeh poodoo goormeh! put it in zeh oven for a-twenty fiveh minutes!" Jarjar takes the bowl, shows it to the audience and puts it in the oven.

A voice then says: "We're going to see, taste, and hear about the poodoo gourmeh, when we return! GalaxyChef!"

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Ding! "Zeh poodoo is ready! we shalla now see how good it really is!" The chef shouts.
He takes out the bowl and puts it into a cup.
"J'arj'ar will nowa testeh de goormeh!"
Jarjar takes the cup and drinks "Itsa very good poodoo!" jarjar says as he keeps drinking.
"Yousee? now you canna makea zis poodoo every day!"

-Music and the show ends-

Voice: "Next week on GalaxyChef we will be cooking a faboules meal of JabaMeat!"