What the Hell is THIS?!

By The Insane Sisters, Kiki & Uniswift

Fear....)

* Scene opens with Kiki-chan in her room at the computer, sipping a can of Zero Soda (TM). She clicks the mouse, then something catches her eye*

Kiki: Hmmm? What's this? *Clicks*

*Ackward pause, then...*

Kiki: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! !!!

*Everybody runs into the room, wide-eyed. Kiki is passed out on the floor. Vincent blinks, then glarces at the screen, and ALSO passes out, only to be caught by Uniswift...who grins.*

Uniswift: I oughtta get use to this....rowr....*everyone sweatdrops*

Kiki: *wakes up, then stands* Huh? What happend?

Cid: *points to the screen* What the hell is that?!?

*Everybody looks at the screen, Sephiroth faints, right on top of Kiki*

Kiki: WAH! Getoffgetoffgetoffget---oooooooooooooooooooh.... *giggles*

Uniswift: *makes a face* Ew.

Tifa: *looking at the screen, stunned* That's just plain scary.

*Kiki pushes Sephy off, gets up, dusts herself off, then clears her throat*

Kiki: That, my friends, is the dreadful Yaoi.

Everyone: *pauses* Ew....

Uniswift: They pair up everyone! And it's really popular, even though it's weird and disturbing. They've got Sephiroth and Vincent.....

*everyone stares at Seph & Vince* Sephiroth and Cloud.... *everyone stares at Cloud*

Cloud: AAH! No, never! No way!

Kiki: And even Cloud and Cid!

Everyone: EWWWWWW!

Uniswift: And there's even more! Like Cid and Vincent! *everyone looks at Cid & Vince* And Vincent and Cloud... *again, they stare*

stare* And Zack and Cloud.... *more staring* and even Zack and Sephiroth... *even more staring*

Kiki: Yeah...people are weird....

Uniswift: And don't forget Yuri....

Everyone: *afraid to ask* Yuri.....?

Uniswift: *gestures for them to come close* Well, it's...

*We see the door out side the room, a few seconds pass, then...*

Everyone: *running out* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kiki & Uniswift: *pop their heads outside the doorway* Byyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeee! *cute waves*

Kiki: What should we do with Sephy and Vincent?

Uniswift: *pauses, thinks, evil grin*

Kiki: *also has evil grin*

THE END...OR IS IT?

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Authors' note: No, we don't think Yaoi is bad or evil, nor do we think Yuri is bad or evil. ^_^

Thanks for reading!