FF Goes to School

Chapter 1 - Garnet dresses up

Note: This fic is written out of plain boredom, so don't even bother about quality and I'll simply add on to it whenever I'm bored again.

Well, isn't strange why people can have a class, job etc. without even going to school? Yes, and they're well paid too. I guess it's time they suffer the horror of school life.

Little Princess Garnet was crawling out of her bed, getting ready for school on a Monday morning, or rather, Sunday night. She walked towards her dressing table and posed in front of the mirror for a minute. She thought, "Well, this better turned out good. I woke up 5 hours ahead just to get myself ready to look good when I get to school. Ha, the girls will all be so jealous of my beauty and I can't wait to see the guys drooling over my hot and sexy appearance!"

3 hours later, she had gotten herself hair styled perfectly with dainty pink hair clips and a white ribbon which held her silky black hair up in a ponytail. She was dressed in her gorgeous white gown which hung loosely across her chest. Checking all her accessories, she realized that something was missing, her favourite 3 million gil diamond necklace wasn't on her. So, she searched her cabinets, drawers, boxes of jewels, and every other part of her room but couldn't find it.

"BEATRIX! WHERE IS MY DIAMOND NECKLACE?!" she demanded in a state of frustration.

Surprised by the sudden cry from the usually refined princess, the flustered lady general dashed into the room, only to see the princess on a verge of tears.

"Princess, are you alright? What's going on? Is there someone trying to hurt you?" she asked in concern, giving a half salute.

"What the hell! Whoever tries to hurt me will have their asses kicked with my superb white magic skills! Now find me my beloved diamond necklace! I want it now, and I mean NOW!"

Rather taken aback by her sudden harshness, Beatrix answered, "Well, Princess, have you forgotten, you said that you wanted to bring it to school today, so I ordered one of your servants to put it in the pocket of your uniform"

"What uniform are you talking about? I am not wearing it!"

"But Princess, it's part of the school regulation that all students must wear a neat and tidy school uniform"

"I do what I like! This unform or whatever is so dumb, I'm not wearing it!"

Just then, Queen Brahne came in, almost getting her fat ass stuck at the door. "What is all this din about? How is everything going on? Happy to go to school dear?"

"Mother," she gave a slight bow, "I would be most pleased if I could do without the unform."

"Unform? What is that?"

Seizing the golden opportunity, Beatrix quickly added in, "Your Majesty, it is the uniform that we are talking about."

"Now dear, be a good girl and go change into your uniform," her mother tried to coax her, "Beatrix, help her out." With that, she left the room, but her fat ass got her stuck at the door and Beatrix had to give her a few hard kicks before she flew out, door slamming behind her.

Outside the castle, desperate shrieks could be heard, "NOOOO! I AM NOT WEARING THIS! IT LOOKS LIKE A SACK AND… YUCK! IT'S JUST PLAIN GROSS! NO WAY! AAAAHHHH!"

Author's note: Alright, that's about it for the first chapter. I'll continue with the other female leads for 7 and 8 in the next two chapters. And yes, this is how much the school uniform sucks, not only is it ugly, it's damn frickin' uncomfortable. You'll see how much school life sucks the next time.