Percy the story bunny- LilyMuffinKat will now going to ask various characters from various TV shows, cartoons, real life questions about love (what else) she is wearing her cutest skirt, jacket and boots, and is ready for anything. Over to you, Lils,

Lily-thanks Perc. Ok, its boys first…Draco Malfoy!! Malfoooyyy!!!

Malfoy-oh god, not you…

L-pleased to see me, Draccy?

M-n….

L-great, ok, what is you overall opinion on dating?

M-girls are good for nothing except a snog or a quick…

L what would you say was your type of girl?

M-blonde, medium height, a nice pair of…

L-evil. Right, next question. Describe your ideal date.

M-blonde, medium height, a nice pair of…

L-NO YOU PERVERT. The setting you evil Draccy….

M-ok, ok! Ummmm…ice-skating?

L-aaawwwww…ooh, look, Joey from friends…. byeee Draccy!) Plants big kiss on Draco)

M-it burns!! It burns!!!!Aaaagggg!!!

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Lily-hi Joey!

Joey-hey…how you doin?

L- (to camera) god, don't you love it when he does that? Ok, i've got a few questions to ask you on love. What is your opinion on dating?

J-food and se….

L-yeah yeah, we know, we know. Next question. What would you say was your type of girl?

J-someone with good taste, she's got to be, to go out with me,

L-so basically anyone who'll take you?

J-yup

L-right, describe your ideal date

J-a romantic meal, then back to my apartment for a 'nightcap'

L-wink wink, nudge nudge. Thanks Joey!

J-no problem.

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Lily-hi Bart

Bart Simpson-i'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?

L-I know Jessica Lovejoy

B-ok, talk.

L-lets get to the point. What's your opinion on dating?

B-i'm 10 years old

L-who cares??? Ok, skip that. What would you say was your type of girl?

B-Jessica Lovejoy

L-what about Laura Powers?

B-uhhh…

L-describe your ideal date

B-a squishee in the treehouse?

L-my god you really are hopeless. Bye!

(LilyMuffinKat walks down street in London, and into the park. She grabs a McDonald's and starts munching. Halfway through a mouthful of cheeseburger, she spots Orlando Bloom and starts to choke. Orlando runs over)

Orlando-are you ok?

Lilysbrain-iluvuiluvuiluvu

Lily-um, hi!

O-hey, are you doing a survey! Cool! Can I do it?

L-yeah, sure! (Brain-O.M.G i'm talking to Orland Bloom alias Will Turner and the calcium kid!!!And boy is he F.I.T!!!)

L-What's your opinion on dating?

O-its great. I love women. They're so beautiful.

L- (brain-why is this happening with a half eaten burger in my lap?) that's really nice. Most boys don't think like that.

O-i'm one of a kind.

L- (brain-ill say!!!) What would you say was your type of girl?

O-someone who I could have fun with, and talk to. Someone who likes sunsets and beaches

L- (brain-marry me!) aw, you're so sweet! Describe your ideal date.

O-oh, it would be a whole day. Out at a theme park, then to a restaurant for a dinner made in heaven, then an ice cream on the beach. And then maybe back to my house for a dip in my pool or to unwind in my Jacuzzi

L- (brain-why aren't we married? marry me now!!) that is so romantic. Can I have your autograph?

O-sure, have 5. And here's my lucky scarf too. And my private mobile number. You're so sweet. (Kisses Lily on cheek)

L-ok, thank you so much. Bibi!

(Lily watches his beautiful back retreat into the heart of London, jumps up hi and goes-yes!!! Result!! Then runs around Trafalgar square and Buckingham palace swinging on gateposts and hugging guards)

We're in London, we're in London, we're in London nnnooowwww…..