Wolverine in Barney

Disclaimer: X-Men belongs to Marvel and Barney belongs to some kids network, I think.
Plot: Logan faints and wakes up as Barney.

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"What the...? Where am I?" Logan asked.

"Barney!!!!!" shouted five dorky kids with second-hand clothes and goofy smiles on their faces.

'Why am I so tall?' Logan thought to himself. 'Why are these creeps trying to hug me?'

"Barney, guess what? I learned how to spell my name today!"

"I LEARNED HOW TO SAY THIS!!! announced the deaf girl.

"I learned how to walk without banging into walls, Barney!" exclaimed the big, blind girl.

"My hamster ate my cat yesterday!"

"Today at school we went on a field trip to the psycho-ward!" said a boy wearing a green t-shirt and yellow pants.

"Silly you! We go on a field trip to the psycho-ward every day!" exclaimed a girl wearing duct-taped glasses.

"Barney I want to go to Africa today!" shouted the boy in the green t-shirt and pants.

"Ow!" the blind girl exclaimed as she ran into a wall.

"Whoa, whoa! Hold on a minute?!" said Logan/Barney. "What's going on here? Who am I?"

A little girl stood up, smiled at him and said, "You are Barney, the purple coloured dinosaur. You teach us many things that we would never have learned anywhere else, even though you're just a figment of our imaginations."

"How old are you, little girl?" Logan asked.

"Three and 47/89ths of a year starting in two minutes."

"Okay, that's very interesting. So you're an English and Math whiz kid, but you just learned how to spell you're name today?" Logan asked, confused.

"My name is Angela Maynard Alexandria Jillian Carolina Davis Rae Jenna Pegus Ashleigh Tammaro Fitzhournutcaseinmyhousepatrick."

"This could be a long day," sighed Logan.

Suddenly, like a flash, the blind girl ran into Logan and knocked him over. Then the room started spinning.

"But I wanted to go to Africccaaaaaaaaa.........." said a distant voice.

Logan woke up on the floor. He was sweating heavily.

"What a weird dream. Maybe I'll go watch some TV," he mumbled to himself.

He turned the TV on and the first thing he heard was: "Barney! We all want to go to Africa! Magority wins!"