A/N: I LOVE THIS STORY! That is all!

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A pair of dark blue eyes gazed lazilly up at the large busted figure in front of her.

"Tsunade.." the annoyed woman in her chair complained.

Quickly snaping out of the stupor she was in, the Hokage stopped staring at the rainbow colored hair in front of her.

"Sorry, sorry..well as you may know, I asked that you come to Konoha for a reason" Tsunade paused.

"Continue, I haven't all day" the woman drawled(sp?), quirking an eyebrow at the woman in front of her.

"You see", Tsunade said, "Recently, I have noticed a slow decline in population of the ninja in my village. And I heard you were the best so..."

Suddenly, the rainbow haired women jumped up, her brightly colored clothes hugging the curves of her body.

"AH HA! You have called me, on an important mission! For you see, what do you need to do to have a baby?"

A golden eyebrow arched.

"Have sex?" Tsunade replied, somewhat cautious of the insane woman in front of her.

"EXACTLY! And why do peole have sex?"

Both eyebrow now...

"Because they love each other?

"WRONG! They get horney! How do you get horney?"

Tsunade looked confused.

"I don't know..."

Yuki, the woman in front of her, nodded solemnly.

"I know, that's why you called me! The answer is; Confidence, Knowledge, and..."

Tsunade leaned in, looking up at the woman in front of her, her eyes wide.

"SEXINESS!!"

The bellow almost caused Tsunade to fall out of her chair, making her grasp her desk to try and get a grip of herself.

"Ah! Okay then. Now can you please tell me how you plan to do this?" The hokage queried.

"Quite simple. First I target the most pathetic girls- but with the most potential, and boost confidence with knowledge about what THEIR man likes, and then..BAM makeover to the tenth degree." Yuki explained, before taking a deep breath.

"THEN I target the male population, taking down some confidence-or bulding it up, and giving them the knowledge that the girl that likes them is a sexy bitch...and another makeover."

Tsunade nodded, before stopping herself.

"Wait a second...how does this increase population?"

Yuki smiled insanley.

"Why with so many damn sexy people walking around...what do you think will happen?"

Tsunade nodded fully now, a wide grin spreading across her face.

"Great, what do you need to begin?"

Yuki thought for a second before saying.."Any beauty product I ask for, a ware house to conduct my work, and a file on every strong ninja in the village."

Quickly nodding, Tsunade stuck out her hand for Yuki to shake.

"DEAL!"

Operation 'Make Konoha Sexy' had officialy begun.

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