A/N: This is my first fanfiction so please don't be too mean...:) I know it sucks...


Half-Decommissioned

by cherrimrocks

Chapter 1

How It Happened

"Numbuh 4." Numbuh 3 poked him again. "Numbuh 4." He continued playing his video game.

"Numbuh 4."

Poke.

"I have to tell you something."

Poke.

"Numbuh 4."

Poke.

"Numbuh 4."

Poke.

"Numbuh 4."

She was about to poke him again, when Numbuh 4 threw up his arms and shouted, "WHOO-HOO! Level 297! Beat that, Numbuh 2!" Then he went back to his game, with Numbuh 2 rolling his eyes at him.

"Numbuh 2!" Numbuh 3 complained. "Make him talk!"

Numbuh 2 sighed before saying, "We're just waiting for Numbuh 5 to finish talking to Numbuh 362. It shouldn't take long. You can tell Numbuh 4 whatever when we get home."

"Hmph." Obviously, Numbuh 3 thought that wasn't much help.

"Almost…got it…" Numbuh 4 started mashing buttons together.

This was when Numbuh 3 snapped. She snatched the game out of his hands. "Hey! I was almost going to get in the high scores! Gimme that!" Numbuh 4 jumped for his game, but Numbuh 3 was taller than him.

"Not until you listen to what I have to say!" Numbuh 3 said. When Numbuh 4 failed to retrieve his game, he tackled her.

Cries of "Give it back!" and "Never!" filled the room. The two fought their way into the decommissioning room.

"Hey—guys—don't go in there!" Numbuh 2 ran after them.

"Hey! What are you doing in here—" Numbuh 86 looked up from her work. "Don't touch that!"

Numbuhs 3 and 4 had fought their way into one of the seats and accidentally leaned on the activation button. Numbuhs 2 and 86 stepped back and watched in horror as the two were decommissioned.

"Shut it off!" Numbuh 2 screamed.

Eventually Numbuh 86 pulled a lever and the machine stopped, spewing out smoke for good measure.

Numbuh 2 coughed and fanned at the air. "Numbuh 4! Numbuh 3!"

When the smoke finally cleared, Numbuh 2 ran to his teammates, who were still coughing and looking dazed. "Do you remember anything?" He looked at Numbuh 86. "Did they get decommissioned?"

Numbuh 86 coughed again, then said, "I don't think so. The machine was only on for a few seconds, though they might have lost some of their memory."

Numbuhs 5 and 362 ran into the room. "What happened? We saw smoke and then—" Numbuh 5 stopped when she saw Numbuhs 3 and 4.

"Do you remember anything?" Numbuh 2 repeated.

Numbuh 4 fanned the air with his hand and said, "Sort of…" But then he saw Numbuh 3. "Hey! What's she doing here? She's not a Kids Next Door operative!"

"Yes I am!" Numbuh 3 shot back. "Well, kind of. I'm in the Cadets Next Door. I haven't graduated yet."

"Oh no…" Numbuh 362 moaned. "They've been half-decommissioned!"

-Transmission interrupted-


A/N: That sucked, didn't it? But as I always say, oh well. *shrugs* cliffy!