Translator's note: Okay, so I found an interesting fanfic on the Russian section (it was original posted as being in English, but since been correctly) which is rather interesting. I took a few classes in Russian to know that whoever wrote this had no clue at all in how the Russian Language worked. To make matters worse, the plotline felt as if it was a trollfic. Either this author was a troll (digging the bottom of the barrow) or he was truly hopeless at his own language and couldn't work out a decent plot to save himself. I decided in the best of wisdom to take pity on this I decided in the best of wisdom to take pity on this soul and translate his fanfic in readable English so everyone else can be tortured by his awful writing (you can thank me later). Most this has been put through a translator (for speed of course) but I've taken a few liberties here and there when the translation doesn't make sense. These are far in between and the grammatical errors I've left are there for comical effect. Without ado, here's the worse fanfic to be written, in Russian… Mr Strong's Magical Law School!

[Author's note: this is my first fanzine so please be nice to me. Mr Strong is indeed our great president, who we all love to hate. Down with the fascist religious rules! Long live Communism!]

Strong Harry Potter dismissed (a.k.a. Mode Power)

Hi, my name is Matt and I'm new to the school of witches and witchcraft. This is my first year and my friends and I are in our first class. Harry Potter teaches, because he is a teacher now. He's my friend. We get along very well. That's because we're in the same house, which I love.

"Today we will learn how to stop people from turning into frogs," he told us. "It was a known evil wizard to attack us and turn us into frogs. We must do it."

"This sounds very interesting," said Ginny who is the fourth child of Harry. She's really smart, like her mother. "I am sure that is good in this."

"I do not think the same way," said I. I was not good at stuff like that, but I decided to try. I was useless in the things of defence. I was not good at a lot of things that made me depress. But at least I'm trying. It was the best I could do.

We have done our task, and Ginny was good, but I was not, but I was determined to do it again, but failed again. And I then felt really unwell. A man came into the room, which was large muscles and looked like he weighed million pounds look at us and said:

"I'm the new head teacher, and you have to obey my every word," he said. "We will learn new techniques and to defend himself. Harry Potter you fired so go away! Leave the house, the school at nine eight seven six five four three two one..."

Harry left he had expected, and disappeared when he stopped.

"My name is Mr Strong and you can call me Mr Strong," he said.

"Hello Mr Strong," we were told, the happy sad.

"We will learn to physically defeat these enemies of our minds and hands," he said. "Take your hand and point it at the enemy and say: do not go near me."

And we did it as he said 'do not go to me' and it really works.

"A good student," he said. You can go.

So we went, and went to our rooms, which were on the top of the tower, where all the other people living in our house. Hermione was a room hostess and took care of us very fondly. We had a lot of fun nights together, being fun.

We've done your homework, and then we went to bed that was comfortable. We then went to the next class the next day, which were potions. Snape was still teaching, because he was not dead, but pretends to be dead, but that still did not prevent him from being good. He worked his students very difficult. It was a tough class. We put the bones in the pot and turn them into the pipe, which had some really good potion that gave us our secret desires that were not real. But we want it because it would be really cool, but you cannot get what you've always wanted which is shameful.

"I want you to put a few things here and a few other things to put things together and have a new arrow that you need. You do?" Snape said.

"Yes, we do," told us the students.

We then went to boarding and taught to grow longer than the bottom who was friends with Harry Potter. He was not happy with his friends angrily shooting he was not a supporter. He wants the new head teacher because Mr Strong abusing his power. Nobody liked it, but was too scared not to question what is happening. Someone had to do something.

We followed him to the office of the head teacher and asked Mr Strong, but he laughed.

"I rigged the election, so I can get this to work. I was told to leave once, but came back," he said. "I now turn to this school, I always wanted to do, and it oppressed society where every peasant enslaved! I will win this and all other elections and it will be a dictatorship. Mr Strong and I are strong to remember that!"

We were afraid, and then had to leave. We returned to our studies, me and my friends remained who went to the library. We were waiting for the next class. Long Bottom was fired that I was sad about. I liked that teacher as well as Harry Potter is the same?

I was depressed again.

[Author's note: What do you think of my fan stories? Read and tell me what you think about your work? I'd love to hear what you think.]