Girls are weak and stupid…easily vulnerable.
They whinge a lot and oh god…the giggling…
They squeal over nothing and when they squeal over something it's always something small, cute and sometimes if not most…fluffy…
They're pretty but smell…it's not really a bad smell though…
They're hair is nice…
I guess so are their lips…
She's addictive and annoying and she's impressively smart. She's that girl, like the rest of them all pretty and smiling and giggling! It's the giggling and the looks she gives me but it's the smile that's directed at me that confuses me. She saunters up, not like the rest of them with their hips all swaying enticingly but normally, like a normal person should. She tilts her head…not like a normal person.
Her voice is soft and alluring and it's different than the rest because it's unique…only to her. The first words out of her mouth are, "excuse me," and I want to say something entirely cool…but I have nothing and she only reaches over to get a book off her desk, which I'm sitting on…
And I pause to think…here I am a teenage boy, with no girlfriend thinking girls are exceptionally annoying and completely ignorant to us, the males. They lean around you all nicely with their arses in the air ready to be slapped…or pinched and it's just taking all your nerve not to do just that.
She smells perfect like vanilla and her hair barely touches my hands but I can tell she takes good care of it and it's all silky and soft and there, on her notebook is that small, cute, little angel floating in bubble smiling coyly with her finger to her lip. She straightens up and blushes slightly and once again I sit there, with her in front of me thinking, what am I doing? Say something cool goddamnit!
But all I can think of are the little things like her hair being soft and the way her hips move - normally – and that voice that's almost nonexistent because she's shy and nervous. Her eyes are captivating just like mine, all blue and bright but it's my gaze that flickers to those lips that I love and it's not like I've kissed them or anything…
And I come to the realisation that not all girls are weak and stupid and she isn't vulnerable but I am. It's just the giggling and the smells and the tastes and their touch that confuses a guy and it's what our weakness is. Girls.
They can do nothing at all and it affects you all the same and it's damn annoying! Which is why my second conclusion is just that: Girls are annoying. They get under your skin despite how perfect they are and how they smile at you and laugh and talk and it's everything that drives you wild.
It drives me wild! She still stands there, all perfect with her fringe in those eyes and it's her hand that waves curiously in front of my face, wafting that vanilla perfume in my direction! It overrides my system and soon we're sitting in detention avoiding each other's glances but knowing not to regret that kiss, that, just like girls were also perfect.
Try and guess who the guy is. It's from the guys POV by the way, forgot to mention that and it's written by me, a girl so I find that slightly weird...oh well...I hoped you enjoyed that. Written using the things I think as a girl are the things that either drive a guy wild or annoys them and confuses them. I haven't specified who the girl is and I haven't really specified who the girl is but there is a clue.
I hoped you enjoyed that because I had fun writing it. Comment s2
