Aquaian Goddess's notes: HI! umm, it's obvious that I didn't write this, my friend did. Thus is why he uses my real name, Christina. ::grins:: Don't send your flames to us, for we shall laugh at them and use them to make s'mores! ENJOY!
THE FLEXO-RAMA
A GW infomertial written by Sam Acheson (Email him at JanusRahland@aol.com).
The Lights go on, and Relena Peacecraft sit on a stool, wearing a
polyester
jumpsuit that bags around her frame:::
Relena: am I on?
Sam: Yes, Relena *mutters* stupid wench
Relena: Okay, good, so I'm on?
Christina: Yes, YOU'RE ON! *mutter* bitch
Relena: Okay, I'm on. ::Turns to the camera, and smiles her best
I'm-a-naÃve-peace-loving-aristocrat smile::: Hello, my anme is Relena
Peacecraft. A question I'm often asked is "Relena, how do you keep
you're smooth, supple thighs, well toned buttocks, shapely hips and flat
stomache?" :::Relena casts a sidelong glance at where Heero, in a pastel blue
leisure suit, is staring stoney faced at the audience::: And what is the awnser
to that, my friends? Why, the Flexorama, of course!
:::Everybody waits:::
Christina: HEERO! SING!
Heero: Nio. I don't wanna.
Sam: NOW.
Heero: Sighs, and sings::::
Flexo-rama, it's Really Swell,
Flexo-rama works quite well
Flexo-rama, it's Peachy Keen
It's even endorsed by Charlie Sheen!
Sam: I didn't know Charlie Sheen endorsed the Flexo-Rama. I thought
that's WHY we were using Relena.
Christina: Everyone knows that theme songs are outside of truth to
advertising laws *Wink*
Sam: Aha. Of course.
Heero: NO IT'S NOT!
Sam & Christina: Shaddup.
Relena: Now to demonstrate the Flexo-Rama will be the son of Maxwell
Church, DUO!
Duo's voice from offstage: No chance I'm gonna be seen in public in
this thing!
Relena: It's just a Speedo!
Duo: Shut up, you old tart! YOU don't have to wear it!
Heero: And please don't.
Duo:::Whining:::: CHRISTINA, why do I have to wear this in public?!?
Christina: Because I said so! Now get your white ass out her, now!
Duo: Why can't Quatre do it?`
Sam: Cause he's a scrawny weakling!
Duo: Okay, how about Trowa?
Relena: That guy gets enough chest-time on the show!
:::Duo come out wearing a bathrobe:::
:::Everyone sweatdrops:::
Relena: Okkkaaayyy Duo, Tell us about the Flexo-Rama!
Duo::In a bright, vacuous manner::: The Flexo-Rama helped me lose four
pounds in just eight short months! With it's innovative pretzel shaped design,
the Flexo-Rama will hve you screaming like you caught your pea-shooter in a
car door!
Relena: And here to demonstrate the Flexo-Rama will be Drum roll,
please
Christina: Who did you book to demonstrate it, Sam?
Sam: You'll see.
Relena: ZECHS MARQUISS!!!!
::::Every single women, and a few of the men in the audience begin to
scream and swoon:::
Christina: ::Goes all Bambi-eyed::: IT'S SEXY ZECHSY!
Sam: Yes, dear, you did say that out loud.
:::Zechs walkes on stage in a pair of bike shorts, and turns and winks
at the audience, and blows a kiss to Christina:::
Christina: ::Promptly faints:::
Relena: So, Zechs, why don't you domstrate the Flexo-Rama for us?
Zechs: Well, firt you pick up this pretzel saped piece of rubber. Fit
the first two rings around your legs and the other two around your arms
and...
:::Cracking sounds::::
Zechs: SWEET MERCIFUL %%#%
THE FLEXO-RAMA
A GW infomertial written by Sam Acheson (Email him at JanusRahland@aol.com).
The Lights go on, and Relena Peacecraft sit on a stool, wearing a
polyester
jumpsuit that bags around her frame:::
Relena: am I on?
Sam: Yes, Relena *mutters* stupid wench
Relena: Okay, good, so I'm on?
Christina: Yes, YOU'RE ON! *mutter* bitch
Relena: Okay, I'm on. ::Turns to the camera, and smiles her best
I'm-a-naÃve-peace-loving-aristocrat smile::: Hello, my anme is Relena
Peacecraft. A question I'm often asked is "Relena, how do you keep
you're smooth, supple thighs, well toned buttocks, shapely hips and flat
stomache?" :::Relena casts a sidelong glance at where Heero, in a pastel blue
leisure suit, is staring stoney faced at the audience::: And what is the awnser
to that, my friends? Why, the Flexorama, of course!
:::Everybody waits:::
Christina: HEERO! SING!
Heero: Nio. I don't wanna.
Sam: NOW.
Heero: Sighs, and sings::::
Flexo-rama, it's Really Swell,
Flexo-rama works quite well
Flexo-rama, it's Peachy Keen
It's even endorsed by Charlie Sheen!
Sam: I didn't know Charlie Sheen endorsed the Flexo-Rama. I thought
that's WHY we were using Relena.
Christina: Everyone knows that theme songs are outside of truth to
advertising laws *Wink*
Sam: Aha. Of course.
Heero: NO IT'S NOT!
Sam & Christina: Shaddup.
Relena: Now to demonstrate the Flexo-Rama will be the son of Maxwell
Church, DUO!
Duo's voice from offstage: No chance I'm gonna be seen in public in
this thing!
Relena: It's just a Speedo!
Duo: Shut up, you old tart! YOU don't have to wear it!
Heero: And please don't.
Duo:::Whining:::: CHRISTINA, why do I have to wear this in public?!?
Christina: Because I said so! Now get your white ass out her, now!
Duo: Why can't Quatre do it?`
Sam: Cause he's a scrawny weakling!
Duo: Okay, how about Trowa?
Relena: That guy gets enough chest-time on the show!
:::Duo come out wearing a bathrobe:::
:::Everyone sweatdrops:::
Relena: Okkkaaayyy Duo, Tell us about the Flexo-Rama!
Duo::In a bright, vacuous manner::: The Flexo-Rama helped me lose four
pounds in just eight short months! With it's innovative pretzel shaped design,
the Flexo-Rama will hve you screaming like you caught your pea-shooter in a
car door!
Relena: And here to demonstrate the Flexo-Rama will be Drum roll,
please
Christina: Who did you book to demonstrate it, Sam?
Sam: You'll see.
Relena: ZECHS MARQUISS!!!!
::::Every single women, and a few of the men in the audience begin to
scream and swoon:::
Christina: ::Goes all Bambi-eyed::: IT'S SEXY ZECHSY!
Sam: Yes, dear, you did say that out loud.
:::Zechs walkes on stage in a pair of bike shorts, and turns and winks
at the audience, and blows a kiss to Christina:::
Christina: ::Promptly faints:::
Relena: So, Zechs, why don't you domstrate the Flexo-Rama for us?
Zechs: Well, firt you pick up this pretzel saped piece of rubber. Fit
the first two rings around your legs and the other two around your arms
and...
:::Cracking sounds::::
Zechs: SWEET MERCIFUL %%#%
