GAH! It's a Katou ficcie! Love Katou! He's the shit!
Disclaimer: I own nothing here
Keep in mind it's an AU so yes-I don't want flames saying Katou and Kira aren't gay.
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I don't remember what happened on Saturday afternoon. Something tells me I don't want too. I mean I've tried before-but all I get is that snow you see on the TV channels when you're not getting good reception. And I've never liked snow much.
Kira told me I said and did some funny shit-but once again, knowing Kira, that could have meant he got me to do some freaky stuff. With Kira, that could mean anything-he holds no reserve when it comes to me stoned, unless I could get hurt, then he puts me in my bed and leaves me until I wake up.
Which was about three hours ago. And unless I can gain control of my body, I'll probably be here for another three.
Kira's obviously not here-probably out with Lucifer once again, fucking like rabbits. I swear we need to name one of them Thumper-but not knowing which one of them does the thumping, and the fact that I don't want to ask-we'll never know which one of 'em it is.
But in my personal opinion, it'd be Lucifer. He seems the dominatrix kind of guy. Being a hell lord and all, I don't think he'd let Kira be dominate-except for maybe on Halloween.cause I think that situation would be scary.
Truth be told-I wish I was Lucifer sometimes, he gets Kira, and the hoards of satanic worshipers. He gets everything he wants.
But then again, EVERYBODY loves Katou! I mean I'm just plain fucking sexy! .According to some girl.
A chick actually came up to me after school one day and said, 'you're fucking sexy!' I mean she wasn't bad looking either-and I might have had some fun if I wasn't craving a joint at the time!
"Katou," I look over to see a quite disheveled and sweaty Kira standing in the doorway to my room. I was right-he and the Hell bitch were fucking.
"No I know what you're thinking," he stated in a rather defensive tone, "I was not fucking!" He looked completely unbelievable. His eyes shifted from me to my wall to the bathroom door.
"So what, you and Lucifer had a hot and sweaty chat on Quantum Physics?" I drawled lazily as I gave him a 'who are you fooling' look. "Or playing a rowdy game of Scrabble?"
He lazily gave me the finger, "It's none of your busniess what I do-"
I glared a bit, "so you had to come here and flaunt your 'just had sex' look infront of me? 'Cause unless The Katou's getting some too he dosen't want to see!" I turned my head back to the wall and snorted-he was such an asshole.
"Jealous Katou?" I could feel the air stir as he smirked. I can tell when he's smirking-the talking joint in the back of my head, which is my conscience, started humming 'U got it bad'
Are you considered crazy when a talking joint that tells you what's right or wrong starts humming Usher?
.Just checking.
"Katou?" he was right next to my bed now, I obviously had spaced out again. Such is the life of a teenage drugee.
"What," I snapped at him and glared, "want to show me the hickeys he left on your chest while he was pounding your ass?" He looked taken aback, I don't usually yell at him-it's quite a rarity for me, I'm the peace loving kind of Katou.
"No actually-"
"I don't want to hear it, Sakuya, get out of my room and leave me the fuck alone! I'd throw you out myself but I can't exactly move, so drop your ass on my foot and we'll pretend I kicked your precious balls."
"Katou-"
"But then of course you'd tell your lover and he'd smite me, then Kate would come and spit on my bloody corpse, after that I wouldn't put it past Blackie to shit on my face-because no one cares about Katou!"
"Kat-"
"Only Kira, Lucifer and their Lube matter because Katou's expendable, his feelings don't matter-I mean he's drugged up half the time anyway so he wouldn't give a flying fuc-"
I felt his lips cover mine at that point-I knew it was to shut me up. But I bet if the talking joint in my head backed up a lot tilted his head and squinted it'd look like love.hopefully.
Seeing as though I couldn't move I could do nothing except lean in a bit-which made him pull away which by me being immobile means I couldn't pull him back down and ravage him.
"." I was left speechless!
He just turned and left.
"KIRA!" I called after him once I found my voice again but I heard the door close and I knew I was too late. Damn him.
I looked at the clock-it had only been half an hour, another two and a-half-hours to go until I could get up and get my life going on again.
But by then Thumper would be back in him again-they're that predictable.
I guess I'll stick to being a secondary character, it's not a lot of fun.dosen't get me much ass.but atleast I have a minor role in this little drama we've created.
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Disclaimer: I own nothing here
Keep in mind it's an AU so yes-I don't want flames saying Katou and Kira aren't gay.
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I don't remember what happened on Saturday afternoon. Something tells me I don't want too. I mean I've tried before-but all I get is that snow you see on the TV channels when you're not getting good reception. And I've never liked snow much.
Kira told me I said and did some funny shit-but once again, knowing Kira, that could have meant he got me to do some freaky stuff. With Kira, that could mean anything-he holds no reserve when it comes to me stoned, unless I could get hurt, then he puts me in my bed and leaves me until I wake up.
Which was about three hours ago. And unless I can gain control of my body, I'll probably be here for another three.
Kira's obviously not here-probably out with Lucifer once again, fucking like rabbits. I swear we need to name one of them Thumper-but not knowing which one of them does the thumping, and the fact that I don't want to ask-we'll never know which one of 'em it is.
But in my personal opinion, it'd be Lucifer. He seems the dominatrix kind of guy. Being a hell lord and all, I don't think he'd let Kira be dominate-except for maybe on Halloween.cause I think that situation would be scary.
Truth be told-I wish I was Lucifer sometimes, he gets Kira, and the hoards of satanic worshipers. He gets everything he wants.
But then again, EVERYBODY loves Katou! I mean I'm just plain fucking sexy! .According to some girl.
A chick actually came up to me after school one day and said, 'you're fucking sexy!' I mean she wasn't bad looking either-and I might have had some fun if I wasn't craving a joint at the time!
"Katou," I look over to see a quite disheveled and sweaty Kira standing in the doorway to my room. I was right-he and the Hell bitch were fucking.
"No I know what you're thinking," he stated in a rather defensive tone, "I was not fucking!" He looked completely unbelievable. His eyes shifted from me to my wall to the bathroom door.
"So what, you and Lucifer had a hot and sweaty chat on Quantum Physics?" I drawled lazily as I gave him a 'who are you fooling' look. "Or playing a rowdy game of Scrabble?"
He lazily gave me the finger, "It's none of your busniess what I do-"
I glared a bit, "so you had to come here and flaunt your 'just had sex' look infront of me? 'Cause unless The Katou's getting some too he dosen't want to see!" I turned my head back to the wall and snorted-he was such an asshole.
"Jealous Katou?" I could feel the air stir as he smirked. I can tell when he's smirking-the talking joint in the back of my head, which is my conscience, started humming 'U got it bad'
Are you considered crazy when a talking joint that tells you what's right or wrong starts humming Usher?
.Just checking.
"Katou?" he was right next to my bed now, I obviously had spaced out again. Such is the life of a teenage drugee.
"What," I snapped at him and glared, "want to show me the hickeys he left on your chest while he was pounding your ass?" He looked taken aback, I don't usually yell at him-it's quite a rarity for me, I'm the peace loving kind of Katou.
"No actually-"
"I don't want to hear it, Sakuya, get out of my room and leave me the fuck alone! I'd throw you out myself but I can't exactly move, so drop your ass on my foot and we'll pretend I kicked your precious balls."
"Katou-"
"But then of course you'd tell your lover and he'd smite me, then Kate would come and spit on my bloody corpse, after that I wouldn't put it past Blackie to shit on my face-because no one cares about Katou!"
"Kat-"
"Only Kira, Lucifer and their Lube matter because Katou's expendable, his feelings don't matter-I mean he's drugged up half the time anyway so he wouldn't give a flying fuc-"
I felt his lips cover mine at that point-I knew it was to shut me up. But I bet if the talking joint in my head backed up a lot tilted his head and squinted it'd look like love.hopefully.
Seeing as though I couldn't move I could do nothing except lean in a bit-which made him pull away which by me being immobile means I couldn't pull him back down and ravage him.
"." I was left speechless!
He just turned and left.
"KIRA!" I called after him once I found my voice again but I heard the door close and I knew I was too late. Damn him.
I looked at the clock-it had only been half an hour, another two and a-half-hours to go until I could get up and get my life going on again.
But by then Thumper would be back in him again-they're that predictable.
I guess I'll stick to being a secondary character, it's not a lot of fun.dosen't get me much ass.but atleast I have a minor role in this little drama we've created.
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