Oh boy! I love randomity, so I am starting this completely random, crazy, parody-ish, so-stupid-it's-funny dumb story! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
(And it's PURPOSELY in script form! I DON'T OWN AVATAR! Sucks for me!)
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Me: Welcome to (drum roll) AVATAR WHO'S LINE IS IT ANYWAY!
Zuko/Aang/Toph/Sokka/Katara/Suki/Zhao/Azula/Ozai/and whoever the heck else: …
Me: K, it was just a suggestion…
Ozai: I WILL RULE THE WORLD WITH A BIG FIERY SPACE ROCK!
Me: Well, have fun with that. Anyway-
Zuko: THE AVATAR!
Me: SHUT UP! Sheesh! Anyway-
Katara: GO JUMP IN THE RIVER! Wait…Where's the river? I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Momo…
Me: You weren't in Kansas in the first place. Anyway-
Some random dude: I LIKE PI! AND PIE!
Me: Hey! That's my line…What I was saying was-
Aang: (flying in circles using glider) WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Me: (Pulls out air horn and uses it)
Everyone else:…
Me: Okay. Next one to speak gets tazered.
Zhao: What's a ta-
Me: (uses tazer)
Zhao: AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!ZZZZZZZZ!
Me: Hehe…I'm gonna call him MONKEY MAN! He displays shocking resemblance to a monkey!
Katara: He…He does!
Aang/Zuko/Sokka: (Rolling on the floor laughing so hard that they pass out)
Suki: IT'S THE MISSING LINK!
Ozai: Don't insult my darling general like that!
Zhao: (red faced) Idiot! You're the one who promoted me to ADMIRAL! (Burns Ozai to a crisp)
Me: This day just gets better and better!
Yue: Does this new spirit look make me seem fat?
Sokka: YUE!
Me: No, you don't look fat….
Koko: You look pretty! Forget Aang's past life, you're WAY more gorgeous!
Aang: HEY!
Yue: I FEEL PRETTY! OH SO PRETTYYYYYYY! I FEEL PRETTY AND WITTY AND-
Me: STOP WITH THE WEST SIDE STORY- NESS!
Yue: Fine…
Zuko: (creating a small flame in hand) I MAKE FIRE!
Me: No dip. You're a firebender.
Azula: (snickering)
Me: What are you laughing at?
Azula: My brother's such a dumb dumb…
Crazed army of fangirls in camo- GET HER!
Me: YAH! GIVE 'ER THE OL' ONE-TWO!
Katara:…?
Me: Scratch that…
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So ends CHAPTER 1!
--Serenitae
