Oh boy! I love randomity, so I am starting this completely random, crazy, parody-ish, so-stupid-it's-funny dumb story! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

(And it's PURPOSELY in script form! I DON'T OWN AVATAR! Sucks for me!)

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Me: Welcome to (drum roll) AVATAR WHO'S LINE IS IT ANYWAY!

Zuko/Aang/Toph/Sokka/Katara/Suki/Zhao/Azula/Ozai/and whoever the heck else: …

Me: K, it was just a suggestion…

Ozai: I WILL RULE THE WORLD WITH A BIG FIERY SPACE ROCK!

Me: Well, have fun with that. Anyway-

Zuko: THE AVATAR!

Me: SHUT UP! Sheesh! Anyway-

Katara: GO JUMP IN THE RIVER! Wait…Where's the river? I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Momo…

Me: You weren't in Kansas in the first place. Anyway-

Some random dude: I LIKE PI! AND PIE!

Me: Hey! That's my line…What I was saying was-

Aang: (flying in circles using glider) WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Me: (Pulls out air horn and uses it)

Everyone else:…

Me: Okay. Next one to speak gets tazered.

Zhao: What's a ta-

Me: (uses tazer)

Zhao: AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!ZZZZZZZZ!

Me: Hehe…I'm gonna call him MONKEY MAN! He displays shocking resemblance to a monkey!

Katara: He…He does!

Aang/Zuko/Sokka: (Rolling on the floor laughing so hard that they pass out)

Suki: IT'S THE MISSING LINK!

Ozai: Don't insult my darling general like that!

Zhao: (red faced) Idiot! You're the one who promoted me to ADMIRAL! (Burns Ozai to a crisp)

Me: This day just gets better and better!

Yue: Does this new spirit look make me seem fat?

Sokka: YUE!

Me: No, you don't look fat….

Koko: You look pretty! Forget Aang's past life, you're WAY more gorgeous!

Aang: HEY!

Yue: I FEEL PRETTY! OH SO PRETTYYYYYYY! I FEEL PRETTY AND WITTY AND-

Me: STOP WITH THE WEST SIDE STORY- NESS!

Yue: Fine…

Zuko: (creating a small flame in hand) I MAKE FIRE!

Me: No dip. You're a firebender.

Azula: (snickering)

Me: What are you laughing at?

Azula: My brother's such a dumb dumb…

Crazed army of fangirls in camo- GET HER!

Me: YAH! GIVE 'ER THE OL' ONE-TWO!

Katara:…?

Me: Scratch that…

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So ends CHAPTER 1!

--Serenitae