Entry One:

Okay, first of all, I don't even know why I'm doing this. I mean, I know I'm an Elder and everything but SERIOUSLY? SERIOUSLY!? WHY… A… STINKING… JOURNAL!?

Okay… okay I think I've calmed down now and I can get on to the boring crap I have to fill this in.

So… here I go.

My name is Erskine Ravel the I-don't-know-what number Grand Mage yada-yada-yada. My fellow Elders are Ghastly Bespoke and Madame Mist blah-blah-blah, still don't know why I'm doing this, blah.

Okay, yeah that pretty much clears up the boring stuff and I don't really know how to end one of these things so… bye… I guess.