Prologue:

Another class bonding trip, another attempt for my school to feel like they're doing something right. Well they can think all they want and take all the smiling pictures of us and think the job is done. But really our grade is so divided, we're more diverse than the Zoo's animals they're taking us to. A two hour bus ride of hushed giggling, harsh gossip, nerd snorting, and jocks head butting so we can all split up in our social groups and go to the disgusting monkey house. Thanks, but I'll pass.

I sadly go to East Jordan Public High School. You may have read about my School in the the papers except the headlines usually say "Insane Freshmen Class Causes Another Riot" or "Freshmen Wildebeests Destroy Town Building". Well to be honest what the papers are saying is only true about 95% of my class. Those would be the simpleminded but brute strength jocks, the wild party pretty perky cheerleaders or other slutty bimbos, the scary intelligent geeks, and of course the wannabes who act like them, (well maybe not the geeks) etc. I'm thankfully in the 5% of normal kids who know wrong and right and can make our own decisions.

The bus finally stops and there it is, Carmoino Zoo, home of the Animal Kingdom.