Summary: Just a random little He-man one-shot in which our hero utilizes the powerful weapon of Innuendo. Notes: Wrote this because I was feeling ill and read a He-man fanfic recently and thought, why not?. I used to be a fan of the series back in the day, #SkeletorForever but it has been awhile so there might be some mistakes in the name usage.
Marking Territory
He-Man grunted as he struggled against Skeletor who loomed over him, trying to bash He-Man's skull in with his scepter, which was currently defunct due to a handy magical neutralization potion he had tossed on it.
To his surprise, his enemy was much stronger then he had surmised, and had taken the advantage in He-man's startlement to finally pin the hero under him in in a rather successful leg hold .
"Ha! Whose on top now He-man!" Skeletor crowed, his skeletal teeth clacking as he laughed.
He-man stilled, raising an eyebrow, "Why Skelly, I didn't think we were in that type of relationship."
"Wh…wait, what?!" Skeletor spluttered, as he quickly put together the unintentional innuendo that he had made.
"Besides, if you want to top me, I have no problem with that, I enjoy all the positions," He-man winked, "Men-at-Arms and Beastman certainly don't complain."
Skeletor spluttered even more.
"Wait, Beastman? My stupid walking rug of a minion?!"
"Oh yes," He-man purred, "He's quite an…animal in the sack."
Skeletor's scepter eased up as Skeletor mouthed wordlessly, for the first time speechless in shock, before recovering his voice quickly and suddenly raged shrilly.
"How dare he!" and "When?!" then, "Well of course he would be!" in a round circuit.
He-man smirked and with a heave, suddenly Skeletor found himself pinned under He-Man, sword point resting where flesh meets bone at his throat.
That was when Evil Lyn came bursting into one of the many nameless dungeons that they had fought in over the years, and blasted He-man off of Skeletor, grabbed her boss and dragged him off to live for another day to take over the world.
When they got back to the lair, Eve Lyn and Skeletor were meant by Beastman who sheepishly told them that his attempt to kidnap the queen while He-Man was distracted, this weeks plan to take over Eternia, had proven a failure.
Instead of berating Beastman like he normally would do, he gave Beastman a considering look, pulled out a knife and casually pressed it to the hairy chest, making the goon sweat nervously.
"Remember this well Beastman, there is only one villain in these ranks who will Master He-man and its not you, got it?"
"Uh, yes sir," he said confusedly.
"Good!" Skeletor said briskly and marched off.
"What was that about?" Beastman grumbled to the Sorceress.
The amused woman smiled and replied.
"I would think someone called Beastman would recognize when someone's territory is being marked."
"Huh?"
"Oh never mind, lets go order a pizza."
Beastman perked up, "I call Terrodactyroni!"
"Fine," she huffed, "just no pineapple this time!"
