Oh boy! Today is the day I get my pokiman partner! I guander which I should select? The red hot bulbasuar, the sea blue charmander, or many be the green grass squirtle. Oh how the choices are beautiful.
Later that day
-kicks down prof. Door-
Yo prof. What's your face I'm here for my whatchamacallit you got any here.
dang it you little shat look at this property damage! This is going to cost a a small fortune!
Naw gramps just put some duct tape on it and it'll good as new
-prof. Pulls out knife-
I'm going to cut you! Then I'll sell you for parts on the market!
(suddenly pikachu)
Pika mother trucking chu beach!
-lighting noises-
-whatever an electrocuted old man sounds like-
holy jebus rice that was insane! Ima call you peek at chu. You like that brah?
Pika pika brah
dang you all kinds of coo peek at chu
-even later that day-
what an interesting mornin peek at chu
chu pika pika chu
Whtevr that means les go start this evenchur
-suddenly tall grass-
aw dang now we in truoble
chu brah
hm how should we approach this situmawation
-spends half an hour investagating-
i got it we can ...CUT IT ALL DOWN!
-the noise of a chainsaw-
muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahaahahhahahahahahahah
-grass and other none grass stuff flys everywhere-
there now we don't need to worry about this junk come on small one
pika
-suddenly le Wild pokiman-
what this shiz... Peek at chu get it boy
Pika brah chu
-more lighting noises-
