Oh boy! Today is the day I get my pokiman partner! I guander which I should select? The red hot bulbasuar, the sea blue charmander, or many be the green grass squirtle. Oh how the choices are beautiful.

Later that day

-kicks down prof. Door-

Yo prof. What's your face I'm here for my whatchamacallit you got any here.

dang it you little shat look at this property damage! This is going to cost a a small fortune!

Naw gramps just put some duct tape on it and it'll good as new

-prof. Pulls out knife-

I'm going to cut you! Then I'll sell you for parts on the market!

(suddenly pikachu)

Pika mother trucking chu beach!

-lighting noises-

-whatever an electrocuted old man sounds like-

holy jebus rice that was insane! Ima call you peek at chu. You like that brah?

Pika pika brah

dang you all kinds of coo peek at chu

-even later that day-

what an interesting mornin peek at chu

chu pika pika chu

Whtevr that means les go start this evenchur

-suddenly tall grass-

aw dang now we in truoble

chu brah

hm how should we approach this situmawation

-spends half an hour investagating-

i got it we can ...CUT IT ALL DOWN!

-the noise of a chainsaw-

muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahaahahhahahahahahahah

-grass and other none grass stuff flys everywhere-

there now we don't need to worry about this junk come on small one

pika

-suddenly le Wild pokiman-

what this shiz... Peek at chu get it boy

Pika brah chu

-more lighting noises-