Disclaimer I do not own harry potter. Only my imagination and inspiration.

On a calm August day, our favorite young wizard, Harry Potter, was trying to make the best of his summer holiday. As always, he was sent to live with his guardians in the muggle world, the Durslys. So far his summer sucked worse then being scratched by a hippogrif. None of his friends owled or saw him so far. He doubted that they would. So far the summer was boring. Today he was just doing odd bits around the house so he could avoid his 'family' and their insults towards him and his parents. Harry mentally went over the list of chores in his head once again.

Dust the TV, check. Mop the floors, Check. Cook breakfast, not done yet. He sighed and started to go start and finish this task. He picked up a large skillet and put it onto the stove. He cooked some bacon and eggs. He visited the toaster and produced ten pieces of toast (nine for every one, one for him). In a couple of minutes the breakfast was done. Just then he heard the unmistakable sound the door bell. The odd part was that it wrung twice within a couple of seconds. Harry began walking over to the door only to be thwarted by Dudley.

"Move it freak!" Said a rather rude Dudley. He opened the door to be greeted by a overly happy teenage girl about the age of fifteen.. She had long, curly, blond, hair. So blond it was Basically white. The most peculiar feature was not her hair but her wardrobe. She wore a green and brown shirt and jacket, Baggy brown rolled up shorts, a brownish wizards hat, no shoes and a weird smiling bag strapped to her hip. The bag had a zipper fashioned into a tongue and the zipper teeth look like actual teeth, And to complete the look a pink round and fluffy animal stuck out of her hat The girl smiled at Dudley and asked him a question.

"Is this the Dursly residence?" the girl asked giving a small smirk. It took a moment for the chubby boy to process what he saw. He fixed his mouth into a hideous smile.

"Are you one of those freaks that I have been hearing about?" Dudley, smug with his reply, waited for the girls answer.

"I assure you that I am not a freak, but I have been called loony or mad in most cases." she answered with her trade mark, I am out of my mind smile. Harry finally reached the door, after picking himself of the ground of course.

"Who is at the door?" Harry tried to look in front of Dudley to see who it was, but because of the other boy's size he couldn't see clearly.

"I am looking for a friend of mine. His name his Harry Potter. Have you seen him?" Luna tried to look past the boy blocking the door only for him to move at the last second once again blocking someone's path.

"Harry Potter doesn't live her. Now go away you weirdo!" Dudley tried to slam the door close only for Luna to stick her foot in the door. Only after the damage was done did she realize that this was a bad idea.

"ow! Why are doors so hard?" Harry chuckled at this and Dudley plane out laughed and called her a rather vulgar name. "I find that rather rude!" she said. While Dudley was still laughing at her failure she ran in to the house to be greeted by Harry Potter. "Well hello Harry, how do you do?" she began looking of into space when she noticed a rather intriguing object. She ran over to said object to inspect it. "Whats this?" Luna said with curiosity. She pressed a button on the strange device, the glass lit up to display static. She watched and listened to the weird object for a while, Unaware of what was about to happen, there a loud bang and a man came down the steps. He was a rather large man with barley any neck, but what was there was extremely thick. He began yelling to the point where his words weren't even making sense. Luna just stared at the man wondering if he was okay.

"what is this girl doing in my house?" he pointed at Harry extremely angry, he yelled outs is she one of your people? I want her out now" the man's face was beginning to turn red with anger. Luna not really paying attention jumped up and started bombarding Harry with question, most about the weird box like object.

"Harry whats that weird box thingy? do you have nargles? Is that man okay?" not waiting for a response she ran into the kitchen. She noticed the nicely prepared breakfast prepared earlier. She went and took some of the toast, she placed some eggs on the toast and avoided the bacon. She ate the weird sandwich and went to give herself a tour of the house. After she left, harry could feel he would be in a mess of trouble if Luna didn't leave his house. His uncle took a step towards him.

"well I better go get her." harry then bolted up the stairs before his uncle could reach him or make any threats. He started checking the rooms when he didn't see her. First was Dudley's room. No one in there. Harry checked three more rooms before coming to his own. He opened the door and stepped inside. For the second time that day he was greeted by the Luna

"why hello Harry." She said in a sing song voice. "You have a nice room. Its completely free of nargles. Though I am pretty shore there is a home for a mischief fairy somewhere." Luna continued to talk about her made up creatures until she remembered the question about the box. "Harry what is that box down stairs.?" she waited patiently for a response.

"well that box downstairs is called a TV. People use it to watch these things called programs and movies. There sort of like books but you can see them instead of reading it."

Luna scratched her head. "so its like magic?"

"well no, it runs on electricity. It isn't magical. The girls face turned white.

"behemoths are attracted to electricity. And you have two of those box things." she started looking around the room as if the behemoth would jump out at any second. "Harry, you need to get rid of the box things, there dangerous!"

"thinking quickly to keep Luna from killing the TVs he made a small lie. "I protected the house with a spell. Nothing will bother us." Luna gave a sigh of relief.

"well that's good. Also by the way I have some mail for you." she reached into her bag and handed Harry a couple of envelopes. "after I told every one where I was gong they started giving me letters so I could give them to you. They thought it would be better then sending a owl. Also I have a package." Harry opened the package first. He found a jar full of assorted burts jelly beans. He offered Luna some, but she kindly rejected, claiming that they attracted wyverns. She started to hum something and stared off into space. " well I better. go. See you later Harry, and thanks for the food." she got up and ran downstairs and took more pf the food and left.

This is going to suck when I have to explain why she suddenly came to our house. But at least it was fun. He got up and headed downstairs, hopping he wouldn't be in too much trouble.

a/n well I hope you have enjoyed the first chapter. Will post another chapter in a couple of days. Please review

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