These are just some really cute, really random moments between Alice and Jasper, and sometimes some other characters I hope you enjoy!
GOOD OL' FASHIONED TEXAS TALKING TO
APOV
I was sitting there, perfectly content with reading the 450 page fashion catalogue in front of me, circling the items I liked with my favorite bright red pen… but jasper stormed into the room, angry with me… I didn't see this coming. What was going on? I swear I could see flames' erupting in his eyes… something was wrong…
"You didn't tell me." What was he talking about, I told him everything.
"Jasper what do you mean?" I stood up and walked over to him, trying to comfort him, I reached out for his arm, but he shook my hand off.
"I had to hear it from Edward. How the hell do you think that made me feel?"
"Jasper…" I searched his eyes, looking for an answer, but nothing came.
"You forgot to mention a little something after getting back from Italy didn't you Alice."
"What are you talking about Jasper?" I tried to grab his arm again, but he pushed me off, and walked over to the bed, sitting down hiding his face in his hands. "Jazz, please tell me…"
"You knew. And you still do know. Maybe you forgot… but Alice, why the hell didn't you tell me… I deserved to know…"
"I have no idea what you are talking about…"
"Edward read Aro's mind when you were in Volterra didn't he?"
"Yes, yes he did… what does that have to do with me Jazz?" I moved the catalogue and sat down beside him, he turned to face me, and I could see the pain in his face, I could see the water trapped in his eyes…
"You never told me Alice… Aro wants you…doesn't he…?"
Fuck. Now I knew what he was talking about…I told Edward not to tell him… I nodded.
"Alice…they could have taken you away from me by now.."
Was he serious? I would have never let that happen…
"Jazzy, no. I wouldn't have.."
"I know, you would have seen, but god damn it Alice. What if the Volturi are behind this? Even if they aren't, they will be getting awful close going to Seattle don't you think?"
I nodded; I knew where he was going with this.
"I would have gotten away…"
"Alice, I know that you would have tried. But baby…its impossible to disobey Aro…"
"Jasper they won't get me..."
"FUCK ALICE! Why the hell aren't you listening to me?" He looked so devastated… so hurt… I never meant to let this happen.
"Edward brought up the point… and I agree. Alice, the volturi want you. They won't stop. If they are coming here for you and Edward, I will fight. I will protect you. But, they will kill me… you know that. Aro gets what he wants… Fuck Alice, I'm not even ready for anything like that… if you had the brains to tell me maybe I would have known! But, no. All you think about are your fucking clothes… Alice, if I die protecting you... it won't be my fault."
"Jasper, listen to me… please."
"Alice, you have said enough."
"No, I haven't. Now shut up and listen to me before I ask the volturi to come!" … shit… I really shouldn't have said that…
"Is that really what you want Alice? Fuck… now I get it. You didn't tell me…on purpose...how the hell could be so stupid…"
"Jasper, you aren't listening to me…"
"Because I think you have said enough…Alice, you didn't tell me. If you didn't remember," he grabbed my left hand, and showed me my worn out wedding rings… "We are married. I don't care if it is stupid and useless to say that, but it is the truth. Marriage is about honesty, Alice… they could have taken you away from me…and they still can. Is it possible for you to even imagine how I am feeling? I trusted you with this Alice…but, obviously you don't care about my feelings at all do you?"
"Jasper, I do love you!" I grabbed his other hand, and placed it on my heart. "it may not make a noise, it may not be beating, but that is my heart. And it is only big enough for you. You are my heart… Jasper…I didn't tell you to protect you."
"You think this is protecting me Alice? I guess they were right to put you in that crazy house, because you sure have a fucked up way of showing that you care…" he stood up, and started walking downstairs.
How…dare…he… I thought he… he knows better than that! Something was obviously wrong… he couldn't mean it… but what if he did?
"You don't mean that Jasper!" I wasn't sure if I was right, but I had to believe so… I had no other option…I ran after him, running into Rosalie as I did.
"Then tell me Alice… Explain… tell me why I should believe you…"
"Just tell me... you don't think i belong in the crazy house... please..." he could see the pain in my eyes... and it was killing me... he droped his head slightly, ashamed of himself.
"that was...out of line...im sorry..."
I grabbed his hand, and he finally let me hold it. I pulled him downstairs, and sat him on the couch.
"I never told you Jasper, because I love you. I was scared… I still am scared… but I was in denial… and i didn't want to tell you, because then I knew it would be real… for once in my life everything was perfect… and then… bam… I was being taken away… and I was also scared…because…well because…"
He stared into my eyes, and if I were human I would have started crying, I wish I could have too. just to make him see how much this was killing me, to let him be able to see how worried I was, how sorry I was… how scared I was.
"I was scared Jasper… because if I were taken away from you… I know what you would do… you wouldn't listen to anyone... you would never have been as easy going as Edward… just the easy way out for you… I couldn't even…"
And then he jumped up from the couch, and kissed me. It wasn't just a kiss, it was everything. He started at the top of my head, and then kissed my forehead, my cheeks, and the tip of my nose, my chin, my neck and finally, my lips. Jasper had always opted against P.D.A, and considering we were in a crowded house of humans, and vampires this was odd… but I didn't care. I needed him, and more importantly he needed me. I stood up on my tippy toes, so I was easier for him to reach, but apparently that wasn't enough for him… he swooped me up into his arms, and sat me down on the kitchen counter, only to continue kissing any accessible skin he could find.
"Jasper…" of course, I got no response…so I grabbed his chin, and pulled him up to look into his eyes…
"Jasper… I never meant for you to get so worried… I was scared…I was so scared… but I couldn't let you know… you would have been an over emotional, over protective wreck…" he laughed, and kissed my nose…
"And you think me finding out from Edward, and almost letting me believe you hated me was any better?" he kissed my neck, and made his way down to my collarbone, running his lips over the bare skin there… WHAT?
"Jasper Whitlock Hale! Next time you even think I hate you, back up, think again, and if you still think that, go let Emmett hit you in the face. I could never hate you…"
"Even if I did this?" and he picked me up, slung me over his shoulder and made his way to the living room… what was he doing?
"Jasper! Let me go!" I started laughing. By the time I realized where we were, Jasper had plopped me down on the floor, in front of the rest of the family.
"Carlisle!" jasper ran over to Carlisle's side and pointed at me…
"She hurt my feelings!" he said in the funniest attempt of a little kid voice…
Carlisle stared at him like he was drunk, or high… he turned to Edward, who was with Bella…who was staring at me…great.
"Should I even bother to ask?" Carlisle asked Edward, and thankfully Edward shook his head…
Good, now I could get out of here… I stood up, and started walking out of the room… too bad Jasper got me first.
"And where do you think you are going little miss?" Jasper picked me up again.
"Well, I suppose wherever you are taking me…"
He laughed, and then dropped me back on the couch…
"Ah, yes… the couch…perfect destination!" I winked at him. I was expecting our bedroom…
"Alice, now would be the perfect time for us to discuss your punishment?"
I rolled my eyes…was he serious?
"I am very serious about this Alice… you put me through hell…"
I nodded, and climbed over to sit in his lap. "ill take whatever punishment you give me…"
"Alright then! Two weeks of 'not going to leave Jasper's side', one get out of shopping free card for me, and one more thing…" he picked me up again… "You need a good ol' fashioned Texas talkin' to!" He ran (vampire speed) up to our bedroom, and dropped me on the bed, lying down on top of me, pinning me there. He grabbed my hands, and put them on the back of his neck. He started kissing my face again, making his way down to my collarbone. He kissed me right under my neck, then turned to face me, and whispered; "bad girl Alice." I burst out into a laughing fit…
"I'm serious Mary! Never do that to me again…"
Mary? Seriously…. Wow… he was serious about this, I mean we both knew I wouldn't do it again, but he really wanted to make me PROMISE.
"But, Jasper, I thought we agreed we couldn't call me Mary anymore…I mean, Mary like virgin Mary… we call me Alice, and not Mary for a reason you know…" I winked, and he kissed me.
"Names Aside, Mrs. Whitlock, promise me, that you will never put me through that again, just tell me. I don't care what it is you are telling me, just tell me everything…"
I nodded, and he went back to kissing me, letting his fingers slide under my shirt, going up my torso…
"I promise..." I said in-between kisses.
We continued kissing, and then I had a vision… shit.
"Jasper… I have to tell you one more thing…"
He looked me in the eyes... "What now?"
"Emmett is going to come in… in about 2 minutes, looking for us…."
He rolled his eyes, and kissed my ear, then he whispered "Fuck Emmett.."
I grabbed the side of his face, and turned him to face me.
"Actually Mr. Whitlock, I'd much rather Fuck you…"
And with that, jasper ran over to the door, turning the lock, and un buttoning his shirt as he returned back to me.
All I can say… much better than reading a fashion catalogue…
