Steven Universe opened his fat, white eyes, and looked at the sky which floated dazzling above him since the day he was born and his mommy died.

"Needs more bitches," he said.

Steven got up from fucking and eating Batman's dead corpse in the wet Gotham City streets and ran downstairs to his house in Beach City. He opened the door, and he was greeted by Garnet's red, bodacious booty, which glistened in the sun like a ripe tomato. Her ass was once as flat as Iggy's singing career but it got a lot bigger after being pounded by Yellow Diamond. The yellow fragments of his diamond-hard cock splintered into her every orifice and the magic did its work from there. You know what they say..."Diamonds are a girl's best friend"?

"Steven, what the fuck are you doing here?"

"I live here, Garnet."

"Oh, yeah. Sorry, I forgot about that because I was busy scratching your dad's ass. Do you need anything?"

"Yeah, actually. What REALLY happened to my mom?"

"I killed her. And I'm your mom."

Steven was shocked, and his face went red - almost as red as Garnet's red, juicy, bodacious, glorious, nutritious buttocks. How could this be? Is this some kind of weird fanfiction?
Is this actually happening. In that space of time 6 trillion years had passed, and Steven had now aged into a spooky skeleton because he forgot that he could control his age. Garnet,
on the other hand, couldn't age, and her butt was as red and bodacious as ever.

"That's right, Steven, I killed your mother. People die when they are killed, so she's dead. Forever. HAHAHA!"

Out of nowhere, Donald Trump appeared out of nowhere and began licking Steven's bony penis. His skeletal erection pleased Superman, who began joining the action. Nebuchadnezzar II awoke from a long slumber and began licking out the ice cream in the fridge outside the Batcave, his ancient Babylonian prowess proved too much for Steven, who instantly came, and his semen spread all over the world.

Something was happening. The sticky hot semen which was covering the planet was now being sucked back to Steven, and it coated his bony, skeletal body. Then something happened - his body began to grow back!
And he had abs now? What was the explanation for this? And he had a batman cape and cowl on.

"I'm Vengeance, I am the Semen, I am Batsemenking!"

What the hell was that?