Complete Crack. Inspired by Fullmetal Christmas by T-Phoenix on Deviantart
Anyways Don't own Fullmetal Alchemist.
Envy watched the department store Santa until he left for the night. "You really are a jolly old elf, aren't you?" The homunculus said to the man when he put a twenty into a Salvation Army bucket.
"Who are you?" The man said.
"I'm your killer!" Envy said spinning around.
"Why? Why do you want to kill me?" the Department Store Santa said.
"To make my little brother cry." Envy answered
"That's not a good rea…" The DSS said as Envy turn his arm into a sword and stabbed him through the chest. "Thanks for the hat"
*ten minutes later*
Envy strode into the hideout and walked up to Wrath with the Santa hat on his green hair. "I just killed Santa Claus."
Wrath looked horrified "Santa… Santa's Dead?"
The end…
Oh yeah… the DDS's birth name is Bob.
