A/N: This was the result of a drabble switch with Anamary Armygram.


Gardner, Lavinia Josephine

Barracks: F2

Year: Second

0600: Wake Up

0615-0700: Morning Drills

0700-0800: Breakfast

0800-1000: The Handling of Firearms 102 (R)

1000-1100: The Art of Disguise 102 (R)

1100-1200: Water for Non Swimmers (R)

1200-1300: Lunch

1300-1400: Kisses of Death: Resisting Napoleon Solo (E)

1415-1500: Afternoon Drills

1500-1700: Checkpoint C Sentry Duty

1700-1900: Dinner

1915-2000: Evening Drills

2300: Lights Out

"It was on one of the bodies. I knew it would delight your insatiable ego."

Napoleon scanned the leaf of THRUSH Survival School stationery (from the Women's Branch-THRUSH segregated the sexes during training in order to curtail romantic attachments), a pleased look spreading ear to ear.

A moment later, his face fell.

"Illya, look."

He handed the paper to his partner, who examined it and then proffered a thoroughly confused glance.

"What about it?"

He pointed. "Next to my name-that's an 'e'. Illya, I'm only an elective!"