Authors note: This story is a very short comedy story…so enjoy your laugh of the day…

Inuyasha-Joke segment 1 Miroku is standing in the backyard with a giant white plastic bag, and a pooper scooper "Inuyasha, how many times have I told you to clean up after yourself!"

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Digimon-Joke segment 2: Gatomon prowls through the bush toward her prey. He had no idea she was there. "One. Two Three." she thought. On the third count she pounced onto his back and dug her teeth into his wing. "Gatomon are you ok?" asked Hawkmon.

"Um…yeah…um…sorry instincts." said Gatomon as she lets go and crawls away.

-KAT

Fruits basket-joke segment 3: "Welcome To the three ring Circus, we have something you have never seen before…A Real life Tiger!" Oohs and Ah's can be heard from the crowd as the tiger comes out. "Hero…get me out of here!" Says Kisa scared and confused.

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Yu-gi-Oh – Joke segment 4: "Bakura can I ask you a question?" asked Ryou. "Um…sure." Replies Bakura. "Um…. How are babies made?" Asks Ryou, "Um….well you …..Um…….." "Wow I would never thought the great Bakura would be in a loss of words." Says Yami.

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Yu-gi-oh-Joke segment 5: "Dang Jig saw puzzle!!!" Says Yugi as he throws down the pieces…"I'm done with puzzles!!!" Says Yugi as he takes off the millennium puzzle.

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Naruto-Joke Segment 6: "I'm bored!!!!!!!" whined Naruto. "Well we could play a game of sum sort." Says Hinata. "How about Monopoly?" asked Sakura. "That's to long. I'd get bored again." Says Naruto. "Well how about uno?" asks Shino. "What?" says Ino.

"I said how about we play uno." Replies Shino. "What?" says Ino back.

"UNO NOT INO YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yells Shino. "" everyone.

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Naruto-Joke segment 7: "So this is where the top secret Hokage meeting is?" Asks Hinata to Naruto While both are listening at the door. "Yes, SHHH I can't hear what they're saying." Replies Naruto. A voice can be heard from the office "HA! Once again the leaf village leader wins at a wholesome game of twister!" Hinata gives Naruto a confused look.

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Inuyasha-Joke segment 8: "Karaoke time!!!" Yells Kagome excitedly. "Inuyasha you should go up…" Says Sango...Inuyasha walks up to the stage and selects a song. "Wonder what song he picked??" Asks Kagome.

You ain't nothing but a hound dog...

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Ranma ½-Joke segment 9: "It's so nice of you to invite Shampoo and I over for dinner." Says Moose. "Yeah um you're welcome….." mutters Ranma. After a few minutes the food is brought out and everyone starts to eat. "Wow this is really good. What is it?" asks Moose. "Duck." Says Kasumi.

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Ranma ½ -Joke segment 10: "Where's the shampoo?" asks Ranma. "Shampoo right here!" Says Shampoo as she raises her hand. "No, the Shampoo. THE ONE THAT IS PUT ON HAIR!!!!"

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Authors note: Did u like? There may be more where that came from if you review and tell us what you think of the jokes!!! Hope you got Ur little laugh in…HA HA…Bre and Kat's jokes don't STEAL!!!! These were totally original so don't get any ideas…Or I will find you.