ALF MEETS KINGDOM HEARTS: THE ADVENTURE BEGINS
Welcome to Riverside, California. A sleepy Los Angeles suburb where life is good, people are friendly, children play happily on the street, and everything and everyone is normal. Everyone that is except a certain family living at a certain house at 167 Hemdale Avenue.
It is here that life is a little screwy thanks to an…ahem…unusual houseguest. And now things are about to get even more weird.
"Oh Willie!" shouted a voice from the kitchen. Willie, a middle aged man in his mid 40s, looked up from that day's Los Angeles Times. "What is it Alf?" he yelled back.
A short 3.5 feet tall alien covered with brownish-orange fur and a big nose that resembled an aardvark's bounded into the living room. This is Alf (Alien Life Form). His real name is Gordon Shumway. He came from the Planet Melmac. It was also what it was composed of. By was I mean just that. Was! Melmac's history. It exploded when the core somehow blew up, resulting in a nuclear blast.
Alf, who was a rookie to a special intergalactic military force known as the Orbit Guard, was out on his daily patrol when his space ship was sent spiraling out of control from the blast and crashed into the garage of a friendly suburban family by the name of Tanner.
Well, anyway, Alf was holding a steaming hot mug. "Here ya go Willhimer! It's your coffee. I took the liberty of worming it up for you." Willie took the mug from Alf's hand. "Why thank you Alf! But you meant to say you warmed it up." Alf shook his head.
"No! I meant I wormed it up. I was outside in the backyard and I found some worms wriggling in the dirt and I thought it would be a nice coffee additive. Look in the mug. There's probably over a dozen juicy fat ones in there." Willie took a peek inside the mug.
"Pass!" he replied, handing the mug back to Alf.
"Oh well, more for me then!" And with that Alf left the room.
Willie watched him leave, and then he sighed and shook his head. "How long's it been? 5 years now?"
The next evening, Kate was cooking dinner, Alf was watching TV, Lynn and Brian were doing homework, and Willie had yet to come home from work.
"Brian!" scolded Lynn. "3x2 does not equal 5 and you know that!"
"Well you know I hate math! Math is for buttheads" Brian shot back
"Now Brian, what did I say about using that language?" Kate asked sternly.
"Sorry Mom."
Soon the front door opened and Willie walked in. "Hi Daddy!" the kids greeted him happily. Willie smiled and waved. "
Hi Dear!" Kate kissed him.
"Hi Sweetheart!" Alf shouted, waving.
Willie was not amused.
"How was your day honey?" Kate asked, giving Willie another kiss.
"Great!" he replied, putting his briefcase on the stand by the door. He sifted through the mail and stopped in his tracks. "Say Kate, you didn't just order a (ahem) 'heat resistant litter box' did you?"
Kate stared in confusion. "No. Why do you ask?"
Willie handed her an order form that he had found with the mail. The "bill me later" checkbox was filled. "Well how do you explain this then?"
Suddenly all eyes turned to Alf.
"Oh, sure. Blame the alien!" he sulked
Kate and Willie just glared. Suddenly there was a loud crash followed by what sounded like a girl moaning in pain. They ran outside and saw a young girl in her mid teens lying unconscious on the ground in the backyard.
The girl was had long reddish-brown hair and was wearing a pink strapless mini-dress with three zipper, the ones on her sides apparently just for show, a white halter top underneath with a black hood, three bracelets on her left wrist, a black belt around her waist that connected a small tote bag at her side, and finally, lilac sneakers
"It looks like she's hurt!" said Kate. They took her inside and set her on the couch. They looked at her worriedly.
"Do you think she'll be ok?" asked Lynn.
Willie shrugged."I don't know. Looks like she got banged up pretty badly. She's all bruised and battered. I hope she's ok."
The other's nodded.
Kate stroked the girl's hair while holding her body on her lap.
"She's looks so precious" she said, looking at the girl with tender eyes. Suddenly the girl moaned and opened her eyes.
"Look, she's waking up!" said Brian.
"Where am I?" the girl wondered.
"Shh." Kate soothed her. "You're with us. You're safe." Willie approached the girl. "What's your name?" he asked. "Oh! M-my-my name is Kairi." The girl replied nervously.
"Kairi, huh? We're the Tanners!" Willie replied, giving her a friendly smile. "My name is Willie Tanner, but you can just call me Mr. Tanner."
Willie gestured to Kate. "This is my lovely wife, Mrs. Kate Tanner." Kate waved. Willie the pointed to the kids. "And these are our lovely children, the Tanner siblings, Lynn and Brian." "Hello!" the children waved. Kairi managed a giggle and waved back.
"And of course we have Alf… Wait a minute… ALF!" Sure enough Alf was standing in the room.
He waved. "Hi!"
Alf you know you can't be seen!" Kate scolded. "We have someone with us!"
"Relax Katydid! I'm sure she won't tell anyone."
He walked up to her. "So how old are you?" he asked.
"Almost 16." she replied. "How old are you?"
"267 in August."
Kairi smiled and gave a cute little laugh. She had made some friends. But, most important of all, she had found out that they may be able to help her and maybe her friends. Such nice people. she thought to herself. Then a look of worry appeared on her face. I just hope we can save their world from being destroyed. Those Heartless are probably up to their old tricks again! And what was an Organization XIII member doing in this world? Didn't Sora, Donald, and Goofy defeat them? I hope those three are OK!
Her mind went back to that moment. It was that one incident that caused her to be here. In fact, it was that very thing that would send our heroes spiraling on a series of out of control events; events that would turn their whole world upside-down; events that...well you get it.
End Chapter 1
