Naruto's life.
(Hi their this is simple story that my not be sane but funny.)
Naruto wakes up one morning and goes into kitchen and starts looking for breakfast.
Naruto: were is my ramen… WHO TOOK MY RAMEN! I guess ill have to get more.
At the grocery store one hour later.
Kohonamaru: FIGHT ME NARUTO!
Naruto: ahhhh were the hell did you come from.
Kohonamaru: I was behind you.
Naruto grabs kohonamaru and throws him out window of store.
Naruto: I win.
Kahonamaru: no fair I wasn't ready.
Naruto: neither was I now leave befor I go crazy on you.
Kahonamaru: sexy justsu!
Big bang and puff of smoke.
Naruto: you're still a fat girl.
Kahonamaru: fine you win but ill get you next time!
Big explosion of smoke and kohonamaru disappears.
Kakashi: Hey, naruto what was that all about?
Naruto: were the hell were do you keep coming from why am I cursed ahhhhhhhh!
Kakashi: calm down naruto I was just in the other side of the store and heard the explosion.
Naruto:… oh. Sorry.
Kakashi: so what are you doing here?
Naruto: some jerk stole all my ramen.
Kakashi: or did you just eat it all?
Naruto:… oh. I did o well.
Kakashi: naruto will you ever learn?
Later after naruto fineshe shopping and most of his ramen.
Naruto: I probly better go train.
Sasuke: hey naruto
Naruto: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh why! not again.
Sasuke:… naruto calm down its all ok.
Naruto: oh. Ok that's it I am tierd of this. next guy who sneaks up on me is getting the basic rasengan.
Kiba: hey naruto
Naruto: RASENGAN!
Kiba: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Naruto: sorry I didn't mean it I am just freaking out
Kiba: that hurt why did you do that why couldn't you just hit me or something.
Naruto: I said sorry.
Kiba: oh well. Hey naruto want to go spar a bit.
Naruto: ok loser has to run 20 laps down every road in the village.
Kiba: naruto are you crazy?
