Naruto's life.

(Hi their this is simple story that my not be sane but funny.)

Naruto wakes up one morning and goes into kitchen and starts looking for breakfast.

Naruto: were is my ramen… WHO TOOK MY RAMEN! I guess ill have to get more.

At the grocery store one hour later.

Kohonamaru: FIGHT ME NARUTO!

Naruto: ahhhh were the hell did you come from.

Kohonamaru: I was behind you.

Naruto grabs kohonamaru and throws him out window of store.

Naruto: I win.

Kahonamaru: no fair I wasn't ready.

Naruto: neither was I now leave befor I go crazy on you.

Kahonamaru: sexy justsu!

Big bang and puff of smoke.

Naruto: you're still a fat girl.

Kahonamaru: fine you win but ill get you next time!

Big explosion of smoke and kohonamaru disappears.

Kakashi: Hey, naruto what was that all about?

Naruto: were the hell were do you keep coming from why am I cursed ahhhhhhhh!

Kakashi: calm down naruto I was just in the other side of the store and heard the explosion.

Naruto:… oh. Sorry.

Kakashi: so what are you doing here?

Naruto: some jerk stole all my ramen.

Kakashi: or did you just eat it all?

Naruto:… oh. I did o well.

Kakashi: naruto will you ever learn?

Later after naruto fineshe shopping and most of his ramen.

Naruto: I probly better go train.

Sasuke: hey naruto

Naruto: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh why! not again.

Sasuke:… naruto calm down its all ok.

Naruto: oh. Ok that's it I am tierd of this. next guy who sneaks up on me is getting the basic rasengan.

Kiba: hey naruto

Naruto: RASENGAN!

Kiba: ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Naruto: sorry I didn't mean it I am just freaking out

Kiba: that hurt why did you do that why couldn't you just hit me or something.

Naruto: I said sorry.

Kiba: oh well. Hey naruto want to go spar a bit.

Naruto: ok loser has to run 20 laps down every road in the village.

Kiba: naruto are you crazy?