AN: There will be A LOT of OOC. This is supposed to be funny and stupid…This is what happens when you are bi-Polar and forget to take your meds at 3 o' clock in the morning. P.s. I do not own Naruto or the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Aburame Shino as The Narrator
Hyuuga Hinata as Magenta
Hyuuga Neji as Riff-Raff
Hstske Kakashi as Dr. Frank-n-Furter
Haruno Sakura as Janet Weiss
Gaara as Brad Majors
Aburame Shino as Dr. Everett Von Scott
Temari as Columbia
And Uchiha Sasuke as Eddie
The Naruto Horror Picture Show
Chapter One: The drive and the Party.
It was a dark and stormy night when our two love birds, Sakura and Gaara, are driving down a long road to meet up with their friend Shino to tell him about their Engagement. Little do they know about the events that are going to take place.
"Gaara, Are you sure that this is the right way?"
"Yes, Sakura just trust me."
Sign reads Dead-End up ahead.
"Well, it Looks like I must have taken a wrong turn back there. "He said as he threw the car in reverse. 'Bump.' Gaara gets out of the car in the downpour to check the car. "Damnit!" He yells as he kicks the tire and gets back in the car."Looks like we have a flat. You'd better stay here, while I go for help."
"But Gaara where will you go we are in the middle of nowhere"
"Didn't we pass a castle back down the road a few miles? Maybe they have a telephone I might use."Gaara says as he unbuckles his seatbelt.
"Well I am going with you" Says Sakura as she does the same."Besides the owner of the castle may be a beautiful woman and you may never come back."
Brad Laughs
They walk away from the car and head back up the road to the castle, which Gaara saw earlier, while covering their heads with a newspaper. After walking for a while they happen upon the entrance to the Castle. Gaara and Sakura make their way up to the castle door and knock.
Knock
"Gaara, I'm cold and scared. Let's just go back."
"Now now Sakura there's nothing to be afraid of I'm here, and besides they may have a telephone we may use."
The door opens. Throbbing music is heard in the background as if there is a party going on in the we see Hyuuga Neji emerge.
"Hello"Says Neji
"Uh - oh - Hi! My name is Garra. And this is my fiancee, Haruno Sakura. I um was wondering you see if we may use your telephone. Our car broke down about two miles up the road."Stammers a uneasy Gaara.
To wich Neji Retorts, "Your wet."
"Yes, it's raining you see." Replies Sakura
"Yes" Agrees Gaara
"Yes" Observes Neji
Outside a bolt of lightning flashes wich illuminates a row of vehicles parked by the seeing this is Neji sees this he says quickley."I think you had better both come inside."
Sakura Replises with a forced smile "You are too kind."
Neji leads themDown the hall towards a staircase.
The music grows louder.
Sakura wispers "Oh Gaara, I'm frightened. What kind of place is this?"
"It's just some hunting lodge for rich weirdos."Replies Gaara.
They arrive at a hallway at the bottom of the stairs. Another servant,Hinata, who bears a striking physical resemblance to Neji is vacuuming the stairs.
Neji says, "this way."
Sakura steps over the vacuum line. Then asks "Are you having a party?"
"No," Neji replies," You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the masters affaires. "Oh lucky him" Hinata Yells "He's lucky." Gaara and Sakura look at Hinata, surprised by her voice. Hinata Says" Your lucky! I'm lucky! We're all lucky!"
Time-Warp music starts
Gaara and Sakura are rather unnerved by this outburst from the domestic.
They look back to Neji. He is now standing by a set of mirrors
reflecting to infinity.
Neji: (singing)
'It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely
Not for very much longer
I've got to keep control.'
Hinata then gives Neji a strange signal. Neji starts to dnace in an extraordinary fashion.
Neji: (singing)
'I rember doing the time-warp'
Garra and Sakura are amazed.
Neji: (Singing)
'Drinking those moments when The Blackness would hit me.'
Hinata half cloese her eyes in pleasure.
Sakuka clings to Gaara.
Neji:
'And the void would be calling'
Neji opens a set of double doors marked Ballroom. Gaara and Sakura find themselves on a balcony of a huge black and silver ballroom. At the furthest end is a throne-like chair and, surrounding it, a theatre proscenium. In the body of the room are guests. They are the people Gaara and Sakura passed on the road. They are the Transylvanian Secret Agents - assembled on this special occasion from all over the earth. It is the Annual Transylvanian Convention - announced by an official banner suspended over the Ballroom. They areall dressed in strange but elegant evening wear. A party spirit prevails, they throw their arms out in a plea to Neji on the balcony.
Guests:
'Let's do the time-warp again!'
Sakura falls into Gaara's is revives Sakura.
Guests
(repeating action)
'Let's do the Time Warp again!'
Sakura faints again.
Me!:
'It's just a jump to the left!'
Guests
(dancing)
'And a step to the right - right -
right - right - right.'
Me!:
'With you hands on your hips.'
ALL Guests have hands on hips.
Guests:
'You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust.'
The rows of GUESTS open out with pelvic thrusts.
Guests (Cont):
'They really drive you insane.'
We see them from the balcony and they open out in formation.
Guests (Cont):
'Let's do the Time Warp again.'
Sakura revives.
The Guests re-form.
Guests:
'Let's do the Time Warp again.'
Gaara and Sakura make a run out the door.
They collide with Hinata who has blocked off the corridor with her vacuum. She sings with menace,waving the cleaner hose dangerously.
Hinata:
'It's so dreamy
Oh, fantasy free me
So you can't see me
No not at all.'
Gaara and Sakura look at each other in alarm.
'In another dimension.
(she forces them back towards
balcony)
With voyeuristic intention.'
Garra blushes.
'Well secluded I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're into the time slip
Nothing will ever seem the same.'
They are back at the balcony.
'You're spaced out on sensation.'
They are at the edge of the balcony.
'Like you're under sedation.'
They force Gaara and Sakura into the Ballroom proper.
The Guests turn on them.
Guests
'Let's do the Time Warp again.'
Gaara and Sakura are completely dismayed.
Guests
'Let's do the Time Warp again.'
Temari, a young girl, is the household groupie. She sings with the
band at the end of the Ballroom.
Temari:
'Well I was walking down the street
Just having a think
When a snake of a guy
Gave me an evil wink.
Well it shook me up
It took me by surprise
He had a pick-up truck
And the devil's eyes
He stared at me
And I felt a change
Time meant nothing
Never would again.'
Guests:
'Let's do the Time Warp again.'
Gaara and Sakura are reeling.
Guests:
'Let's do the Time Warp again.'
Me!:
'It's just a jump to the left'
Guests:
'And then a step to the right.'
The Guests take one.
Me!:
'With your hands on your hips'
Guests:
'You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust.
That really drives you insane.
Let's do the Time Warp again.'
Everyone reverses direction.
'Let's do the Time Warp again.'
All the Guests fall to the floor like flies exhausted.
Sakura,"Oh...Say something."
Gaara"Say! Do any of you guys know the Madison?"
No one turn nasty.
