A/N: I'm going to do a complete overhaul of this fi. Because really, I went through it again and some of the Chapters make me cringe. So, if anyone would be kind enough to BETA the new version for me please drop me a PM.
Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece.
Word Count: 612
Summary: Luffy just wanted to have fun.
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Eustass Kidd quickly learned an important lesson he would not soon forget about his fellow captain. Do not give or let him near a megaphone. How does Kidd now know this golden rule? Well, let's go back a few hours ago where our favorite straw hat wearing captain is lounging on the Thousand Sunny.
"I'm borrrrrred!" Monkey D. Luffy or 'Straw-Hat' whined to no one. Why was the Monkey by himself you may ask, well the answer is quite easy to understand, well for everyone that isn't Luffy at least. The Straw-Hats had docked on a new island and had left Luffy to protect the ship under the explanation that Sanji was needed to get food, Zoro would just leave the ship and wander aimlessly before getting lost, Chopper and Robin wanted to look at some books, Franky wanted to get some things he thought could make the ship better and besides that, they needed more cola, Nami needed to get away from the 'idiots' that where the males of the Straw-Hats, Usopp had to restock on gunpowder, and Brook had to follow Zoro so he could guide the swordsman back to the ship. So as not to start another crew wide search that would last hours.
But back to where we left off, Luffy was whining about his crew abandoning him. Now that we have that settled let's move on.
Eustass 'Captain' Kidd was bored. And he hated it! There was nothing to do! Kidd was in no means a complicated person to please no in fact he was a simple person. All he asked for in life were loyal nakama, lipstick, and to die in battle, none of that sissy getting old and dying in your sleep crap. Really not so hard right? Right, but now he was beginning to contemplate adding something to his list, to never get bored again. Oh but how he would wish that he hadn't thought that a half an hour down the road. For he would find something to cure his boredom, and it would be none other then Monkey D. Luffy. "Will you stop following me?"
"Ahhhhhhhhh, but Kiiiiiiiiiidd I'm borrrrrred!" The straw hat wearer had leapt from his perch aboard Sunny as soon as he had spotted his fellow captain. Something just told him that talking to Kidd would spice up his day.
"I don't care if you're bored, stop following me!"
When no response immediately came the red haired man just shrugged and kept walking, after a few more moments Kidd sighed softly in contentment. It seemed like Luffy had decided to listen and had run off in search of a different adventure. But, as they say, 'All good things must come to an end'. For not even five mintues after thinking that retched thought Kidd's blessed silence was broken. "Kidd! Look what I found!" The 315,000,000 belli man jumped when he heard the voice of a certain monkey like person behind him but only ten times louder, he quickly turned around and came face to face with a Luffy waving a megaphone happily with a giant grin splitting his face.
"Hey, isn't that Straw-Hat Luffy and Captain Kidd?"
"What are they doing here?"
"Quick someone call the marines!"
Civilians at this point were screaming and running away in supposed terror, which leads to the point in time that Kidd learned his lesson about letting Luffy have a megaphone. In the end he and his crew, along with a giggling Luffy, were chased by the marines around the bustling town.
