Pimping

dont own anything but ideas


"wake up …."

"wake up …."

"Bitch if i have to say it again i'll curb stomp your silver haired ass" said a shadowy figure

"Sora what the hell first, off its two in the morning and second, we are going to the zoo tomorrow and third, since when did you have tourettes" Riku replied groggily as he wiping the sleep from his eyes

"Well I was watching a gangster movie and thats how they tried to wake the guy up in the movie but he was dead." he said casually "and as for the whole two in the morning thing i just finished a crime movie marathon i have decided to be a pimp." he continued.

"A Pimp?" the other boy questioned while mentally facepalming himself.

"yes and i need you for two things one would you ,Riku, be my first ho an-"

"wait you want me to be a hooker and you want to be my pimp?" Riku interrupted.

"Hell no" he yelled glaring a hole in the shadows..

"Shhhh" Sora quickly said in a hushed tone. "you are going to wake your parents" he said seriously

"But why won't you be a bitch for Macdaddy Sora Sweetness". He whined quietly.

"Sora I will not be your whore and you still haven't told me why you are here at 2:00 A.M."Riku whispered as loud as he could.

"I was getting to that but you interrupted me".Sora replied "Well i was pondering what makes a good pimp."he said. " I have the charm , I have the silver tongue, I have the killer instinct, but, do you know what i need?" he asked

"What whores" Riku said sarcastically

"no that is good but, what we need is great."sora paused and walked over to Riku and put an arm around his shoulder and pointed off into the distance. "What we need is a… Pimpmobile."

"A Pimpmobile" the silver haired boy repeated slowly.

" the only vehicle any self respecting pimp would be caught driving in" Sora replied

"And you needed to wake me up at two in the morning because…." Riku asked.

"Your car is the only one that fits under the category of possible a pimpmobile" Sora answered casually as if it was the most ordinary thing in the world pacing slowly in the dimly lit room.

Finally awake enough to turn on the light Riku turned around and came face to face with Sora adorning a bubble gum pink fur coat ,a white poet shirt,(google it) pink slacks,a pair of goldfish shoes, he also noticed that Sora was wearing a large purple hat with a feather. But what really caught his eye was a cane he had in his hand with a viper head and rubies for eyes.

"Where did you get those clothes and that cane Sora"Riku asked dumbfounded while staring at his best friend.

"I found them" he replied

"where the hell did you find that" Riku asked getting frustrated gaining a tick mark

"On the floor But thats not important right now can i borrow your pimpmobile to look for hookers before they go home " Sora asked

"No because you're not gonna find any because of that incident at the amusement park remember." Riku said getting more and more frustrated.

"Oh yeah" he said realizing his mistake "But what am i going to do now i was ready to be a pimp" he continued sadly taking his pimp hat off.

"you're sixteen and in high school there is no way you could have been a pimp anyways, now i'm going to go back to sleep"Riku explained while pushing the other boy out of the room "oh and get rid of those ridiculous clothes" he finished as he shut the door ,climbed back in bed, and fell back to sleep.