SCW: ELLO! If you are reading this…then you should be finished reading this now. No I don't own Hetalia the only things I own are my OC's the Arctic and Romania and Abby but she's not as important. Trust me if I did own them there would be a monkey ton more of soft yaoi… because no matter what I might never be able to write hard yaoi and might let someone else do that for me if they want….no I am not lazy.
PROLOGUE: ARCTIC
The frigid temperature didn't affect the figure that stood on the snow covered hill. Icy gray eyes glared at nothing in particular; black hair hid under the thick parkas hood. A seemingly permanent scowl was fixed on thin lips.
"Abby!" the man's rough and frozen voice echoed around the icy tundra. At the sound of his voice large paws began thumping through the thick blanket of pure snow. A few seconds later a fluffy snow white polar bear joined his side. It looked up at him expectantly.
"I'm tired of being ignored by the others and I've decided I'm gonna do something to gain those jerks attention. Those darn nations won't be able to ignore me any longer. Despite how stupid and difficult this is gonna be I've decided to kidnap one of them." He paused to scratch his polar bears ears.
" After carefully examining and observing then I managed to limit it down to four options. Ivan, the heart of Russia, Matthew the heart of Canada, Arthur the heart of England and Alfred the heart of America. Then I thought about it, Ivan is waaaay too creepy and I'd probably chicken out halfway through it. Matthew may be close but he'd get me like….no attention what so ever so no." The heart of the arctic sighed and sat down. " So that leaves two, America and England. Alfred is pretty hyper and while he would be very good to boost my status, it'd be too difficult to bring him here. That leaves Arthur. He's relatively relaxed, used to be a massive empire and the supreme country of the world. The only real strange quirks about him are the invisible friend thing, his girly hobbies, that temper of his, and well….those things he calls eyebrows. They're kinda scary, though I have seen worse from other European countries. That and he seriously looks like a girl, if you trimmed those eyebrows he'd more than likely fool a lot of people about his gender. " The arctic finished with a large sigh, Andy stood back up a thoughtful expression on his face.
Abby growled lowly, as if disapproving of his odd idea. Andy glared at her, his stubborn mind was set and nothing was going to change it. All the pink stuff in his skull had to do was come up with a feasible plan to get to England and Arthur's home without raising up a troubling amount of attention.
" Well, I could…no that wouldn't work. Hey I could…No the last time I tried that I lost an entire glacier and went into epileptic seizures." Andy sighed and rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "I Didn't realize this would be so hard, Oh I know, I'll just use a very odd distraction and capture him unawares, it's genius." Andy grinned, Abby rolled her eyes as best she could.
"Alright now all I need is a few things like rope, possibly even chains and duct tape. Yes, no, yes….No, chains would make too much noise. Chloroform and tape are a must, along with a very dramatic escape is important. Heck, capturing him during a meeting would be best. So that everyone would know who did it and know where to go. I am not babysitting a nation for the rest of mine or their lives. The meeting has to be small though, and if my memory hasn't rotted in my head then the next meeting should be in five days. And it should be for the G8, maybe a few more, a smoke bomb would make things much easier. Andy fell silent has his plan and numerous back up plans began forming in his head.
Abby frowned, but stayed silent nonetheless, she hated her masters thick headed demeanor and wondered how anyone could handle like Andy as long as she had. Without ripping them limb from limb. She huffed and laid down curling around her masters feet.
"In seven days the plan will take action, gosh dang am I gonna have to paddle, I knew I should have bought that stupid speed boat… Abby prepare the boat and the rope." Andy declared finality ringing in his voice.
SCW: well….there. please remember that this is the prologue so it probably isn't all that good yet, I "promise" it'll get better but that's your opinion. Yeah as you can see Andy isn't all that smart, that might be due to the lack of humans in his land. He doesn't really know much about the world outside of talking polar bears and frozen ice scapes. Can you blame him.
Review for all I care or don't ….. just remember I have the starved crazed rabid weasels on my side, those suckers beat almost anything besides….. well you needn't know that. Flames make my day better, they make me realize how low some people can go and not in the limbo sense.
