Episode 1
Ahh ah ah ah ah ah
Whatever happened to predictability - Full House
The milkman, the paperboy and even tv - Everyone playing soccer
How did I get to live it here
Somebody tell me please - Jesse Katsopolis
This old world's confusing me - Jessica Katsopolis
With clouds as mean as you ever seen - DJ Tanner
Ain't a bird who knows your tune - Stephanie Tanner
Then a little voice inside you whispers - Penny Gladstone
Kids don't sell your dreams so soon - Michelle Tanner and Samantha Katsopolis
Everywhere you look
Everywhere there's a heat - Danny Tanner
There's a heart
A hand to hold onto - Joey Gladstone
Everywhere you look
There's a face - Rebecca Katsopolis
Of somebody who needs you
Everywhere you look
When you're lost out there
And you're all alone
A light is waiting to carry you home
Everywhere you look
Everywhere you look
Da da da da da da da da da da da...
"Bye grandma," said Stephanie giving her grandma a hug along with DJ. "I'll miss you!"
"Me too," said DJ emotionally. The girls broke the hug and smiled bravely for her.
"I'll miss you girls too, and I promise I'll phone you when I get home," said Danny's mother as she got up and picked up her luggage. She headed towards the door when Stephanie broke into tears again and hugged her leg.
"Please don't go grandma," said Stephanie. DJ lost it as well and wrapped her arms around her waist.
"Do you have to go?" asked DJ with a crackle in her voice.
Danny chuckled and walked over and got Stephanie off her leg and pulled DJ off her.
"Girls, grandma has to go home and see grandpa," said Danny. "We can't keep her here forever."
"What if we sold her ticket?" asked DJ.
"And I'll have Mr. Bear guard her," said Stephanie.
"Girls, we can't keep grandma as a prisoner," said Danny. The girls sighed and nodded. Danny hugged his mother and kissed her cheek.
"Thank you mom, I don't know how we would've survived without you," said Danny breaking the hug. His mother smiled.
"It's always a pleasure, Daniel," said his mother. "I'll be on the next flight if you need me."
"Thank you for everything Mom, but you better leave if you don't want to miss your flight," said Danny. His mother nodded and left, leaving the girls upset. Danny sighed and shut the door. He turned around to face his girls, who were visibly upset.
"Come on girls, we are going to have a lot of fun!" said Danny cheerfully trying to make the girls feel better. "Your Uncle Jessie, Aunt Becky and your cousins, Jessica and Samantha are moving in, along with Joey and his daughter, Penny!"
"Yeah, it'll be a blast," said DJ emotionally.
"I want grandma," said Stephanie upset.
"Oh girls -" started Danny as he heard the door being unlocked and opened. Jessie appeared and walked in.
"Hi girls," said Jessie. DJ and Stephanie walked over and gave him a hug. Jessica walked in with her luggage, along with Becky with Samantha in the stroller.
"Hi Aunt Becky," said DJ.
"Wow, look at how much you girls have grown," said Becky happily. "Come on, give me a hug." The girls walked over and gave her a hug.
"Hi Jessica," said DJ.
"Hi," she replied.
"Look at Sam, DJ," said Stephanie as the baby was holding onto her finger. "She loves my little finger!"
Becky chuckled, along with the rest of the adults. DJ smiled, trying to act happy.
"DJ, you better show Jessica to your room," said Danny. DJ nodded and walked up the stairs followed by Jessica.
They walked down the hall and DJ walked into her room with Jessica.
"This is it," said DJ.
"But we are going to divide the room in half, you stay in your side and I'll stay on mine!" said DJ being stubborn and selfish. Jessica got upset by DJ's remark.
"What?" asked Jessica. "That's not fair, how am I going to get in and out of the room?"
"I guess you're going to have to go through the window and climb down the tree," said DJ sitting on her bed.
"Climb down the tree? I don't think so," said Jessica. "I might fall and hurt myself."
"Oh well."
"You're mean, I'll find my way out," said Jessica. She looked around and saw the pole keeping the curtains up. She walked over and onto the chair next to her bed and got a hold of the pole and started moving towards DJ's side room.
Becky, Jessie, Danny, and Stephanie walked in and saw Jessica hanging from the curtain pole.
"Jessica, what on earth are you doing?" asked Becky worried.
"Uh," said Jessica hanging from the pole. "Just hanging around."
"I can see that," said Jessie. "Let's get you down from there." He walked over, grabbed her and put her down on the floor.
"Young lady, you have a lot of explaining to do," said Becky with her arms crossed over her chest. Jessica gulped worried.
"DJ divided the room in half," said Jessica. "I can't step foot on her side of the room."
Danny was shocked that DJ was being rude to her cousin on her first day.
"Is that true DJ?" asked Danny.
"It's not fair that I have to share my room," said DJ. "Stephanie gets her room to herself, and she is a baby!"
"I resent that!" said Stephanie. "I'm not the baby, Michelle is!"
"Hold it," said Danny. "DJ, Stephanie isn't going to have her room to herself, Penny is going to share her room."
"Huh?" asked Stephanie. "You didn't even tell me! How rude!"
Danny sighed.
"Look, this house isn't big and we need to make space for everyone," said Danny. "I know this is going to take time to adjust, but it'll turn out great."
They heard a knock on the door and heard a pretend trumpet playing.
"Joey's here," said Stephanie. "Let's go."
Everyone left, except DJ who was sitting on her bed, upset.
"Hi Joey!" said Stephanie walking down the stairs happily, along with the rest of the gang. "Hi Penny."
They reached the bottom of the steps and greeted Joey and Penny.
"Gosh, your kid really grown," said Danny. "The last time I saw her was when she was a year old."
"I know," said Joey rubbing his hand on Penny's blonde, wavy hair.
"Danny, where's DJ?" asked Penny holding her luggage. Danny looked around and didn't see her anywhere. So he went to the bottom of the stairs and called for her.
"DJ! Joey and Penny are here!"
"I know," said DJ walking down the hall and down the stairs. She put on her best happy act and greeted them.
"Hi," she said with a fake smile on her face.
"Hey Deej," said Joey with a smile.
"Hi," said Penny.
"I'll show Penny to my room," said Stephanie.
"That's a good idea," said Danny. Stephanie took Penny's hand and walked her up the stairs, down the hallway into her room.
"Wow," said Penny. "Cool room!"
"Thanks, now there are some rules, first rule, in this room I'm the oldest so I'm in charge, second rule, all you have to say is "Ok, boss."," said Stephanie.
"Ok boss," said Penny cheerfully.
"I think I'm going to enjoy this," said Stephanie with a sneaky smile.
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"So Danny, where are we going to stay?" asked Becky.
"Don't worry Beck, you and Jessie are going to stay in the attic and Joey's going to stay downstairs in the basement," said Danny. "Unless you want to switch."
They all stared at Danny giving the look, "You've got to be kidding".
"Uh Danny no offense, but I really don't want to move into the basement or the attic," said Becky holding Sam in her arms.
"Come on, it's not what you think," said Danny with a slight chuckle. They followed Danny upstairs to the first door on the left. They walked up and it looked like a small apartment.
"Woah," said Becky amazingly shocked. "Danny, I don't know what to say… it's beautiful."
"Man, I never pictured the attic to look like this," said Jesse. "Thanks Danny."
"It was no trouble, you're family, the cost to renovate was overly expensive, but you three are worth it," said Danny with a smile.
"We'll pay you back, it's the least we can do for your generosity," said Becky. "Right Jess?"
"We will?"
Becky nudged him in the arm and gave him a look.
"Oh, we will!" said Jessie. "We will."
"Alright, we will let you three settle in," said Danny as he left the attic with Joey.
Danny and Joey walked down the hall and saw Stephanie and Penny playing in her room. They walked in to check up on them.
"How are things going in here?" asked Danny.
"Fine Daddy," said Stephanie.
"She's the boss," said Penny pointing at Stephanie.
"Hehe, uh, where do kids get these things?" asked Stephanie.
Danny smiled, still wasn't sure whether or not Stephanie was up to something. He decided to let it go for now.
"Alright, you two have fun," said Danny as he left the room with Joey. They heard a cry and walked into Michelle's room. Danny turned on the light and noticed Michelle was awake.
"Hi Michelle," said Danny walking over to the crib and picked her up. "Did you wake up from your nap?" Michelle smiled and spat in Danny's face. He slowly turned around to face Joey who was laughing hysterically.
"It's not that funny," said Danny holding Michelle in one arm and with the other hand, wiped the spit off his face.
"I'm sorry Danny, I'm sorry, I'm done laughing," said Joey.
They walked down the stairs, through the living room, through the kitchen, down the stairs to Joey's room.
"Here's your room," said Danny holding Michelle
"Gosh Danny, this is incredible," said Joey walking around. "I'm speechless, thank you."
"Your welcome," said Danny holding Michelle. "I'll leave you to get settled."
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Danny walked upstairs with Michelle in his arms and before he was able to go anywhere, he heard shouting and screaming, then before he knew it Jessica and DJ walked downstairs shouting. Before he had a chance to answer, he heard more anger and frustration. Before he knew it, Penny walked downstairs, followed by Stephanie. They were shouting.
Jessie and Becky came downstairs, worried, as well as Joey. Danny got Becky to hold Michelle while Joey, Jessie and him separated the girls and calmed them down.
"What is happening?" Asked Danny. All the girls shouted at once.
"Hold it, hold it!" shouted Jessie. Everyone stopped talking. "Now, one at a time."
"DJ won't let me pass her side of our room," said Jessica angry.
"Who said it was "our" room? It's my room, and I didn't want a roommate in the first place!" said DJ pissed.
"Stephie keeps bossing me around!'" said Penny upset.
"I'm older so that makes me the boss of our room!" said Stephanie.
"It does not!"
"It does too!"
"It does not!"
"It does too!"
"You have a roommate whether or not you like it!" shouted Jessica.
"You can't make that decision!" shouted DJ.
"I can too!"
"No you can't!"
"I can too!"
"No you can't!"
"Guys, please chill out!" said Jessie. They all calmed down.
"Uh, can I please speak to my daughters alone for a moment?" asked Danny.
"Of Course," said Becky giving Michelle back to Danny. She took Jessica's hand Jesse followed behind. Joey picked up Penny and they left the room too.
Danny sat down on a kitchen chair holding Michelle on his lap.
"Girls, what's bothering you?" asked Danny.
DJ broke into tears.
"Everything keeps changing," said DJ. "We lose Mom, then Grandma, and now our rooms.."
"I don't like change," said Stephanie crying.
"How would your mom have handled this?" asked Danny.
DJ took a deep breath.
"Well, Mom would've caught me before I divided the room, and found out that Stephanie was being bossy before it got out of hand," said DJ.
"Your mom was always so good at this stuff," said Danny.
Danny's eyes were watery and took a deep breath.
"I know how much you girls miss your mom," he started. "I miss your mom too, very very much. Change doesn't have to be bad, you have Michelle and I, including your Aunt Becky, Uncle Jessie, Jessica, Samantha, Joey and Penny. We all love you very much."
"I know I can't bring back your Mom, but what I can tell you is, nothing's going to split up this team."
Stephanie and DJ smiled and gave Danny a hug.
"You know, maybe sharing a room won't be so bad," said DJ wiping the tears off her eyes.
"I think Penny and I can get along," said Stephanie.
"Thank you, now I want you two to apologize to Penny and Jessica for your behavior," said Danny.
The girls nodded and walked into the living room along with Danny holding Michelle.
"You start," said Stephanie.
"Jessica, I'm sorry for being rude," said DJ. "I would like you to share a room with me."
"Are you sure?" asked Jessica sitting on the couch next to Jessie. "You totally weren't thrilled when you found out."
"I'm sure," said DJ. "Let's go."
Jessica followed DJ upstairs to their room.
"Uh, Penny, I'm sorry for being bossy," said Stephanie.
"It's alright," said Penny.
"Want to go upstairs?" asked Stephanie.
"Sure," said Penny.
Penny followed Stephanie upstairs to their room.
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All the adults chuckled.
"I'm glad they're getting along," said Danny. "I also want to say that it means so much to me that you guys are here to help me."
"Aw, I'm happy we're here too," said Becky. "I'm glad that we are together."
"Pam was my big sister, and I loved her very much, and I'm happy to stay and help with your kids as well as mine," said Jessie. Becky smiled and hugged him.
"Me and Penny didn't have much, so sometimes I'd wish I were a part of the Brady Bunch family, with Greg, Peter, Bobby, Marcia, Jan, Cindy, Alice, Carol, Mike, me and Penny," said Joey.
The adults all smiled at Joey with tears in their eyes.
"And now it became true, with Penny, Samantha, Michelle, Jessica, DJ, Stephanie, Becky, Jessie, me and Danny," Joey finished.
"Well, we are all here, together," said Danny. "And that is the important thing."
