"Okay" The man with the sunglasses said. "Here's the deal. You guys stay in there for five days, and then we rake in the ratings."
Yugi's skeptical look showed clearly on his face. "And what are we calling it?"
"Yu-Gi-Oh! 5 Days!"
*Day 1*
The gang looked around. Yup. It was the mellinium puzzle, alright. The strange stairways and odd doorways everywhere confirmed it.
"Alright, everyone," Yugi said, placing his backpack on the ground. "We're going to be here for a week, so get comfortable."
"Geez." Joey muttered under his breath. "First Yugi agrees to let them make that motorcycle show, and now we're trapped in a puzzle. Call me crazy, but I think I see a pattern."
"Joey, you're crazy." Serenity said.
The group, much bigger than Yugi remembered, unpacked and set up camp.
"Now, Serenity," Mai said, puting her arm on Serenity's shoulder. "If you want to become a woman, like me, you've got to learn how to wrap men around your finger."
Serenity blushed. "Y-you mean..."
"Just what are you teaching her?" Tea demanded.
"The kind of thing she's going to need to know."
"Hey, what does this thing do?" Tristan asked, standing outside of a large wooden door.
"Don't open that." Yami said.
"I'm opening it." With that, Tristan flung the door wide open.
Empty blackness was all that greeted him.
"What a rip-off!" Tristan said, leaning in closer. He lost his footing and fell forward.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" His screams faded as he fell down the abyss.
"TRISTAN!" Bakura yelled. He was the only one near the door at the time.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Tristan screamed as he fell past the doorway.
"Tristan?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He fell past again.
"Umm, Yami, what's this door?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"That is the Door of Eternal Vertigo."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Of course, I only named it that after looking in it. I never tried to go through it.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Excuse me." Mai said, grabbing Bakura by the arm. "I need to borrow him."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Fine by me." Yami replied, shrugging and walking off.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Mai dragged Bakura around a corner, to where Serenity was waiting, out of sight from the campground.
"Okay, Limey-boy, I need your help." Mai said.
"Why do you need my help?" Bakura asked.
"Because, I can't get Tea to help, and with you being gay and all, you're the next best thing."
"But, I'm not-"
"Up-bup-bup!" Mai said, cutting him off. She motioned to Serenity. "What do you think?"
Serenity was now wearing a radically different outfit. There was an almost nonexistent top, a miniskirt, and leather boots. Bakura blushed a deep red.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Tristan screamed in the background.
"Why the hell are we here, Mokuba?" Seto Kaiba asked.
"The guys upstairs said the whole cast had to be here." Mokuba said.
"Well, nothing left to do but eat our shoes."
"Seto, I brought food."
"Shut up and give me your shoe!"
