Septimus Heap Parody

Prologue

Septimus:Omg a frisbee... %$^that hurts

Just before i start this story I would like to say that i added my charachters and no one cares if i spel stuf rong ok.

Story

Shade: Come on whats taking her so long.

2 hours later (wings flapping)

Swyft:Sorry some one didn't give me my dinner, oh and I fired my servant...litteraly ,medium rare mmmm delicious.

Shade: SWYFT! I left pork outside of the kitchen window!

Swyft's thoughts: ~i'd much rather human anyways~

Septimus:(diving towards Shade)

Shade: !$# (gets knocked to the ground)

In a split second Swyft has Septimus pinned to the ground

Septimus:Jackasses ... mutter mutter mutter

Shade:Why the hell did you attack me for!

Septimus: You stole my fizz froots.

Shade: ... Come on Swyft lets get out of here.

Swyft takes foot off Septimus

Septimus: Not so damn fast...

Takes out frisbee.

Shade: Oh No so scary.

Blades come out of frisbee

Shade:(runs and jumps onto Swyft)

Septimus:you won't be able to get away, my fizz froot will be avenged.

Spit Fyre:(comes out of nowhere and lets Septimus get on his back).

Spit Fyre: CHEESE!

And the chase began.

Swyft lands in forest soon followed by Spit Fyre.

Shade: (jumps off and turns around)

A bladed frisbee comes flying at him

To Be Continued

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