Septimus Heap Parody
Prologue
Septimus:Omg a frisbee... %$^that hurts
Just before i start this story I would like to say that i added my charachters and no one cares if i spel stuf rong ok.
Story
Shade: Come on whats taking her so long.
2 hours later (wings flapping)
Swyft:Sorry some one didn't give me my dinner, oh and I fired my servant...litteraly ,medium rare mmmm delicious.
Shade: SWYFT! I left pork outside of the kitchen window!
Swyft's thoughts: ~i'd much rather human anyways~
Septimus:(diving towards Shade)
Shade: !$# (gets knocked to the ground)
In a split second Swyft has Septimus pinned to the ground
Septimus:Jackasses ... mutter mutter mutter
Shade:Why the hell did you attack me for!
Septimus: You stole my fizz froots.
Shade: ... Come on Swyft lets get out of here.
Swyft takes foot off Septimus
Septimus: Not so damn fast...
Takes out frisbee.
Shade: Oh No so scary.
Blades come out of frisbee
Shade:(runs and jumps onto Swyft)
Septimus:you won't be able to get away, my fizz froot will be avenged.
Spit Fyre:(comes out of nowhere and lets Septimus get on his back).
Spit Fyre: CHEESE!
And the chase began.
Swyft lands in forest soon followed by Spit Fyre.
Shade: (jumps off and turns around)
A bladed frisbee comes flying at him
To Be Continued
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