A/N I cant believe I actually wrote this...

Dedicated to LilMissBossy from WTFCTGIO ;)

It was a rainy three o'clock in the morning and Mo was sitting at the Slater's kitchen table when the doorbell rang.
"Now who the bloody hell is that at this time?"Mo stood up and made her way to the door, expecting no one to be there but standing at the door was the love of her life, Fat Elvis!
The man was drenched in rain, his normally perfectly quiffed grey hair was staring to go flat and his size XXL leather studded leggings had shrunk tightly to his legs due to the rain outside; in his hand were a bouquet of beautiful red roses.

Mo stood transfixed at the door not sure if what she was seeing was real or not.
"Mo, baby I know we weren't supposed to see eachother until next week but theres just something I had to ask you..."
Mo screamed, this was the moment she had been waiting for since she'd met the man now standing in front of her, Fat Elvis was asking her to marry him!

Overcome with desire Mo grabbed her lover by the hand and dragged him upstairs, towards the bedroom. As the door shut behind them Mo pressed her lips hard against fat Elvis's and pushed him hard onto the bed.
"Mo, what...?
"No talking!"

Mo ripped off her blouse and threw it onto the floor, followed by her jeans so that she was standing above her future husband in nothing but her underwear. She climbed onto the bed and sat astride Fat Elvis, unzipped his leather jacket and then began on his shirt buttons. Once his shirt was fully undone Mo began playing with his nipples, taking the pink peaks in her mouth and biting down gently while running her hands over her man's stomach, savouring the feel of each love handle and fine hair.

She reached over to the bedside cabinet and opened the top draw, her fingers skating over handcuffs and various other toys until she reached the box of condoms, Taking one out the box she ripped off the packaging and placed it in her mouth, putting it on her lover with her teeth she proceeded to make love to him way into the night...

It was eight in the morning by the time the two lovers had finished their night of passion,Mo placed her head on Fat Elvis's chest and the whispered
"This has been the most amazing night baby, I can't believe were getting married"
Fat Elvis jumped to his feet and stared at the woman lying beneath the covers
"Married?What?"
Mo was confused now "Last night. You said you had something you needed to ask me?"
"Oh that" Fat Elvis said, realisation drawing on his face "I wasn't asking you to marry me"
Mo was in shock "Then what?"
I was wondering if you would mind if we broke up and I started dating Charlie, He is shmoking!"