A/N: Yay, another project… Anyway, this is where Homestuck characters are inserted into certain series! Have fun~

THIS IS FOR FUN AND WILL UPDATE WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT. DO NOT EXPECT UPDATES MORE THAN TWICE A MONTH.

Disclaimer: Homestuck doesn't belong to me. I also don't own Pokemon.


"We're lost, fuckass!" Karkat fumed at John. John's eyes scanned over the map frantically.

"No, we're fine!" His companions stared at him, knowing that they were indeed lost. Karkat adjusted the booty shorts that he was forced to wear (Eridan, we're looking at you) and fussed with Nepeta in his arms.

"Are you comfortable, Nepeta?"

"Nepeta~" Nepeta snuggled into Karkat, happily purring. Karkat gave a little smile, although he would never admit it. If he was asked, he would have said that he gave a manly smirk. Because nothing is manlier than holding a small, adorable cat-troll in your arms and wearing short shorts. Nothing.

"Sollux, sol." Sollux tugged on John's hat from where he rested on the young teen's shoulder in a 'we're lotht idiot' gesture.

"Why don't we rest here?" Eridan sighed, "I'll cook."

"Sollux." The small bi- color eyed troll hissed, shaking his head in a 'oh dear Gog no' gesture.

=GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL=

"BLUH!" John wrinkled his nose, "It smells like too much perfume!"

"Thank you, Captain Obvious." Karkat rolled his eyes. "And when will I get the money for that bike?"

"For God's sake, that was an accident!" John sighed, exasperated. The three came upon the gym leader.

"My name is Aradia." The girl with long black hair pet a small sleeping troll with white paint on its face, "I'm the Celadon City gym leader."

"My name is John, and I'm here to defeat you!" John proclaimed proudly. His trusted Sollux hid behind him, face flushed bright yellow.

"Gamzee~" Aradia's Pokemon sighed contentedly.

"Well hello, madam!" Eridan was by the woman's side in a flash, kissing her hand. "I must say, your flowers are nothing compared to your beauty. I have been blessed to have met you-"

SMACK!

"The only way you can bless her is by leaving her life!" Karkat fumed, dragging Eridan away by the ear.

"Waaaaahhh…"

"Motherfuckin' Gamzee~!"

=GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL=

Sollux growled as the figures finally revealed themselves… Er…

"To protect the world from devastation."

"To unite all people within our nation!"

"To denounce the evils of truth and love…"

"To extend our reach to the skies above!"

"Rose…"

"And Dave!"

"Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light…"

"Surrender now or prepare to fight!"

"Karkat, why is the guy… sparkling? And why are his eyes so big and red-"

"Never question this, John. NEVER FUCKING QUESTION THIS."

"Jade~ That's right!" The black haired Pokemon gave a cat like grin, her canine ears twitching as Dave and Rose made ridiculously dramatic, over the top poses behind her. Well, Dave was striking a pose. Rose was shaking her head at him, wondering if he was having just a bit too much fun doing this.

=GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL=


Yep. I had lots of fun writing this. :3

Series I'm thinking of parodying:

Fruits Basket

Soul Eater

Black Butler

Yu-Gi-Oh!

The Parasol Protectorate

Tokyo Mew Mew

Ib

Mad Father

Misao

The Hunger Games

Molly Moon and the Incredible Book of Hypnotism

Corpse Party

House of Night

If you have any more suggestions, I'll consider them, okay? No promises!