Suv stands for Smart Utility Vehicle. Everyone knows that...apart from Jack.
Ianto?
Yes, sir.
Can we paint the SUV pink?
WHAT!?
Can we paint the SUV pink?
PINk! Why on EARTH would you want to do that?
Because I like pink...
And..?
And what?
Well were not doing something as drastic as that without a good enough reason!
Its my SUV.
No. Its Torchwood's SUV.
I am Torchwood.
No, WE are Torchwood; Me, You, and Gwen.
But I fancy a change, the blacks getting boring now...
Boring like ur hair? That u decided to dye black and then hated it an
hour after, making me go out and buy some hair stripper; which was
hard to find by the way, and it was on my lunch break when I could
have been tasting coffee.
But that was different!
No, its just a phase Jack, in an hour you'll change your mind.
I won't.
You will.
Won't.
Jack I'm not playing silly games I have a lot of work to do!
But I wanna paint the SUV pink!
Correction. You want ME to paint the SUV pink!
Yeah..same thing.
They're very different actually.
Oh come onnnnnn just paint it! And that's an order!
Do you know what SUV stands for?
What?
SUV. What does it stand for?
Ermmmm...car?
No, jack... *sighs*
Well come on then -it-all what does it stand for?
Smart Utility Vehicle.
Oh.
Oh indeed.
Well how was I supposed to know that!
You purchased the SUV.
I just picked it because it was big and spacious...and the sales guy
was hot. You know he offered to-
*cough* Don't want to hear about your rondevouz with sales men thank
you very much.
Only cos your jealous!
Whatever, were not painting the SUV pink and that's final.
Why not!?
Because pink doesn't exactly scream 'smart' now does it? Or
inconspicuous for that matter.
*silence*
What about Red?
*Rolls eyes and whacks head against desk*
