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When the legendary four Links of Hyrule get interviewed on 'the video game view' disaster strikes! Maybe the four Heroes aren't as cool as you would think...maybe... Please r&r and this is my first time so no flames plz and thx
DISCLAIMER! I DO NOT OWN LEGEND OF ZELDA! NOW ON WITH THE STORY!
"So are you the four swords?" The Interviewer asked
"Isn't that fricken obvious?" Blue muttered, annoyed that he was there.
"That wasn't very nice blue!" Red stated
"No Red, Blues right, it is quite obvious...yes now what gave it away? The fact that all of us have the same face?" Vio said sarcastically.
"...Well you don't have to be mean about it...anyway next question: Vio how did you know that your plan to get information from shadow would work? didn't he come to you?" The interviewer asked, curious of Vio's answer.
"Uh actually well I wasn't actually planing on doing that until halfway through it..." Vio said slowly
"What!?" All the other Links yelled in unison.
"You mean you were actually planing to betray us?!" Green yelled
"Well that's not a very pleasant way of putting it...but yeah..." Vio said quietly
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Blue radged as he lunged towards Vio, unfortunatly for Blue Vio dodged and Blue slammed into a wall face first...
"...Okay..." The interviewer said akwardly "Next question: Which one of you is the REAL Link?"
"Me!" Blue yelled as he got back to his chair. "I'm the real Link!"
"No way!" Green yelled "I'm the real one! Like I said before the REAL link wears green!
"Oh are we gonna go through this again? WELL BRING IT ON! Give me your clothes we are switching right now!" Blue yelled as he lunged at Green but then green dodged and he once again smacked into the same wall…into the same spot… "I HATE THIS WALL!" Blue yelled as he got back up.
"Well I say its Green because that's what a lot of our fans say! What do you think Vio?" Red said.
"Well technically none of us are the REAL link because we are all ¼ of the REAL link…" Vio explain
"SHUT UP VIO!" Green and Blue both shouted in unision.
"This is what happens when I try to answer a simple question…" Vio sighed.
"Next question….Uh this is a very awkward question….Its for Blue and Red and Shadow and Vio…. From the viewers…" The interviewer said uncomfortabally.
"What?" Blue asked.
"Um dear blue and red…when will you finally get together?" The interviewer said slowly bracing himself for the worst.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Green and Vio laughed
"Vio I wouldn't start laughing yet" The interviewer said as he triedto keep a straight face,"It says dear Vio when are you and shadow going to get together?"
"WHAT?!" Vio screamed
"!" Green laughed "BEST INTERVIEW EVER!"
"THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY! NEVER! NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS!"
"You don't...*sniff*... like me?" Red asked then proceeded to cry his eyes out.
"No! That's not what I meant!" Blue yelled as he tried to calm Red down.
"Okay 1) NO! NEVER! 2)I BETRAYED HIM! 3) HE'S DEAD!" Vio yelled.
"Or am I?" Shadow said as he slowly materialized out of thin air.
"SHADOW?!" All the links and the interviewer said in disbelief
"Yeah that's right shadow! I came back!" Shadow grinned
"Hey Vio! now you can go with him!" Green laughed.
"Excuse me?" Shadow asked hoping that he heard wrong.
"This is just to weird! I'm leaving!" Vio said as he left.
"No wait!" The interveiwer yelled after Vio "…ugh looks like I'm not getting that raise."
"WAHHH BLUE HATES ME!" Red cried as he ran out the door as well.
"No wait!" Blue yelled as he once again tried to jump after Red, but once again the Link dodged and Blue hit the same wall in the same spot again and fell unconscious. Red ran out of the room leaving the unconscious blue, the laughing green, the confused shadow and the disappointed interviewer.
