WG sat at her table, across from her most favorite (and most-annoyed) cartoon characters, the Fangface gang- and not just the main characters. No, all the OC were there, from Kasandra Bickerson and Brielle Shereba's family to Kite Bellington and his friends, plus all their kids. Even her author friends, Tracker, FF2, Fanatic, Scoobycool9, Luckycool9, NarniaCrazyGirl, StormBringer, Mr. Cartoon, Colin, Sailor Androm3da, Moonless Cat, and her brother ATF had arrived... and all for one reason.

This... was an intervention.

"Intervention?! I thought we were all having a movie-night!" Colin shouted.

"Um, no... we mentioned it was going to be an intervention, like, 23 times now." NarniaCrazyGirl explained.

"Aw man, and I just called out for pizza..." Fanatic groaned.

"Cut the comedy filler, why'd you all call me here?" WG asked.

"WE thought it was going to be a party..." Sailor Androm3da muttered.

Kim cleared her throat. "WG, we've gathered here together to-"

"Join someone in holy matrimony?" ATF asked. Tracker nudged him. "Sorry."

"As I was saying, we need to talk to you. Lately some of your stories have gotten a little... dark."

"Weren't they dark already?" Fangs questioned.

"Not as dark as she's been writing lately," Kasandra answered.

"You've obviously never read her 'Fairytale' stories," Moon commented.

"Well, we're talking more in our show's category," Biff spoke up. "We read a more recent one of yours and it was a little... disturbing."

"A lot of my Fangface fics have some disturbing moments. Life and Times of a Werewolf, Kidnappified, the Missing in Fiction trilogy, and every single Accomplice story I've written." WG responded.

"Yeah, but those were more T-Rated, and actually included a bit more comedy than bloody violence, cursing, and other creepy things." BF added. "Plus, some of them only lasted maybe one chapter before being forgotten after a quick filler."

"And granted, we've ALL written our share of dark stuff," Scoobycool9 put in. "But... after reading a certain fic of yours... we're starting to think you have a problem."

WG sighed. "Well, don't drag it out. What story did you read, and what's my problem?" she scoffed.

"'Tough Guys Cry'," Everyone in the room answered.

The mention of the story alone was enough to make WG freeze. Of all her Fangface stories, that one was the darkest, including very little comedy, a lot of drama... and stuff written about the characters that she feared she would read from others (and it didn't help that Kim was giving her the 'glare of death' the whole time- though Brielle's had her beat).

"Oh, crud..." She gulped. "Guys, let me explain... I-I was feeling really stressed, it started while I was drawing a picture that connects to it, I was babysitting at the time... wait, how'd you guys find that story? It's not even on my Fanfic page!"

"ATF found it on DeviantArt while showing us those fluff-pics you wrote for his 'Fangfluffs' story, and we all read it." Kite answered.

ATF cringed. "I told you, you didn't hear it from me!" he hissed, while his sister gave him her own glare of death.

"Alright... when's the execution and how am I going to die?" WG sighed.

"As much as it would please MANY of us you erradicate you and cease your literary torment upon us, we've agreed that violence and death is not the answer." Lamone told her.

"...dammit, so it's going to be the kind of punishment that will make me WISH I were dead?"

"You know, a lot of us talked about that... but we couldn't figure out anything that could rival having to babysit for your sisters." Edwin stated.

"And we knew making you babysit even MORE kids would just make your mood worse and someone would die." FF2 added.

"Alright, so what's the sentence going to be? Banning me from my laptop? Taking away all my Fangface videos? Burning my sketch-books?" WG guessed.

"No- like we said, we were looking into a punishment that WOULDN'T cause you to kill someone," Tracker replied.

"That involving yourself," Toni added. Samantha smacked her upside the head.

"We've looked over all your Fangface stories," StormBringer said. "Apparently, some of them have one thing in common..."

"And two of them being about that one thing of which they have in common," Mr. Cartoon added.

"And that would be...?" WG pressed, wishing her friends would just get to the point.

"You're always harassing Puggsy." Brielle said, her tone calm, sharp, and sly mixed together.

WG blinked. "Aaaaaaaaaaand... the REST of you haven't?"

"Not in the way you did in that story," Luckycool9 scoffed.

"I didn't think it was that bad," Moon stated.

"Yeah, well you hang out with CreepyPastas and the Boogeyman, so that's no surprise." Puggsy scoffed.

"Watch it, or I'm introducing you to Slender!"

"Moon, save your threats for later. Pugs, stop pissing off the authors." Kite said sternly.

"Okay, I think I see where this is going- for my 'punishment', you guys are going to force me to make up for all the things I put Puggsy through, right?" WG guessed.

"Close..." Alyx said. "This is more of a way to have you make up for what you did, AND make it to where you guys are nicer to each other."

"Geez guys, why don't you just break out the chemicals and start a zombie apocalypse? The universe nearly fell out of order in Missing In Fiction and Reality Twisted and every other prophecy/quest/adventure story out there- you want it to explode after all that hard work?!"

"Oh c'mon, mom, you've done nice things to him before," Kiff spoke up. "Pleeeaaaase do it?"

"There's nothing you can say that will force me to partake in-"

"I'll denounce Twilight," Fangs threw out. (He, for some reason, liked the series... yeah, kind of hard to believe WG didn't put HIM through torture, huh?)

"I'm in!"

"Good, now here's what we want you to do..." Biff began. "We want you to write a new drabble series."

"*sigh* Alright, what kind? A '12 Labors of Hercules' knock-off? Some 'Slave for a day' series?"

"Oh, no. ...Like we said, we can't rival with your sisters and want to IMPROVE your relationship with Puggsy." Gin said.

"Relationship? Those guys have been at war since the year 2000!" Hardy scoffed.

"Yeah, at least WE know when to take a rest period," Stalker added.

"Yeah, but you guys just brawl for the sheer heck of it," Silver commented. "Then you call it a day, go home, and do it again the next morning."

"EARLY in the morning..." Lamone muttered.

"O-kay... so what's the theme going to be?" WG asked... and the smirk from the others made her heart freeze.

"You know how you came up with 'Tough Guys Cry'? ...Well, you're going to use THAT inspiration in this drabble series." Samantha said with a smirk. "And it will involve you- and the victim of that story."

WG went pale. "A-A fluff-shot between Pugs and me?!"

"I didn't agree to that!" Puggsy snapped to the others.

"We knew you wouldn't, so we didn't count your vote." Edwin said.

"Can't we just go with the 'slave' idea?"

"No." Everyone else replied.

"But, wait a minute guys! We've already had some fluff moments!" WG quickly pointed out.

"Not as many as you put between him and me," Fangs said. "And by 'me', that ALSO includes Fangface."

"We kind of liked it better when you were just pulling pranks or having Fangface harass him anyway... not some sicko making him do things you'd see in Saw." Moon added.

"And besides, it won't be that different than the fluffs that you include me in." Brielle added. "Except, no romance will be involved."

"There better not be," FF2 said, giving Puggsy a look.

Puggsy gave him the 'Good Grief' look. "There WON'T be," he said, stressing the 'won't' part intensely, then turned to the others. "I highly doubt having her write a fluff-shot is going to help us get along better, guys."

"Oh, it won't be 'a' fluff-shot... it's going to be a fluff series- 100 fluffs, to be exact." Kasandra said.

"WHAT?!" WG screamed so loud, that Toni, Luca, and Stutz fell backwards in their seats.

"...m-medic..." Stutz whimpered.

"I can't write 100 fluff-shots between me and Puggsy! I-I don't even have the time!"

"You can update it whenever you want... and besides, you'll have a co-author." ATF said.

"Uh huh... but you guys are already behind in your OTHER fluff-series, ATF. And I doubt any good would come from you co-writing THIS one," Puggsy scoffed.

"Oh, I'm not going to help write it. You are."

"WHAT?!" Puggsy and WG both screamed together, causing EVERYONE (save for Lamone, Edwin, and Moon) to fall over from the outburst.

"And Fangs will be a beta, to make sure you guys keep it decent," Tracker added. "That means no bloody violence, swearing, or death."

"Great, so I can't be in character either!" WG muttered.

"You'll live. Now, you two get started," Brielle said. "And if I hear any brawling, you can be guaranteed things won't end well for either of you,"

"Like how?" Puggsy scoffed.

"Yeah, what threats could you give us?" WG asked.

Brielle pointed to Puggsy. "For you- I'll make you switch bodies with Edwin again." she pointed at WG. "For you, I'll fuse with you and show you every detail of our wedding night- all three hours of it!"

Puggsy crossed his arms while WG's eye twitched. "How come you gave HIM an easy punishment?" the authoress demanded.

"Because I LOVE him... now get to work!"

Puggsy and WG looked at each other, then at the laptop before them, showing a blank word-document... and innocent little white page which was soon going to be violated with lines of tender-moments and sweet-talks that one would only find in a Disney movie.

"God give us strength..." WG groaned.