R "Cat, can you give me some lunch now?"
C "Robbie, can you use a stapler?"
R "Uh, yes. So is that a no on my wings I got last night?"
C "Of course it's not, you honeywunnydingaling!"
R "Cool."
Cat is about to warm up Robbie's wings, but she feels hilarious, so she decides to put in his food for like 20 minutes. She also decides to sneak on a little hot sauce.
20 minutes later…
C "Here, honeybuns! Hot 'n' ready!"
R "Oh, thanks babe." Robbie takes a bite…
R "WHAT THE CRAP? Cat, YOU GAVE ME HOT SAUCE ON IT I HATE YOU YOU'RE THE WORST!"
C "Wait, Robbie! I was ju…"
Robbie snatched up his stuff from the floor, and stormed out. Jade saw him run out, and knowing that they were dating; she stepped over to Cat, staring into her eyes.
J "Cat, why'd he run away?"
C "Uh… you know, he got tired of my BROTHER doing my hair and makeup FOR me. He thinks I haven't -uh who am I kidding?
Jade smells a rat, and she can totally tell that Cat's lying about what had happened with her and Robbie.
J "Cool, so what's the real story? Did Kitty Cat make afro mad?
C "Well, he's always telling me what to do for him, and today he wanted me to warm up his leftover wings. I got kinda mad that since we're dating now, he feels that the girlfriend should wait on him."
J "So, what is he mad about then?
C "I wanted to show him I can't live with that. Plus, I felt that funny pranky feeling."
J "So the hot sauce was the problem? You should see what happens when it's down his pants! "She said while laughing very hard, most likely from a past day in which hot sauce had annoyed Robbie.
C "One time, my brother locked himself in a closet then my mom had to open the door with a knife, and it turns out that he had been putting hot sauce in his pants!"
J "Wait, shut up for a second. Tori is talking with Beck and André about whatever the heck."
Jade begins to eavesdrop, and once she realizes whatever the heck they are talking about, she tells Cat: "Yes! Cat, do you want to make a sandcastle as tall as Beck?"
C "Jadey, I thought that you were the smart one. We can't build a sandcastle in an RV! We'd have to go to the beach!"
J "What the heck, you derp! We're GOING to the beach, like right now!"
C "Oh, goody! Jade, do you want to build a sandcastle as tall as Beck?" Jade ignores the stupidity, and walks over to Tori.
T "Hey, Jade! We're going to the beach! Can you have Cat and Robbie call their parents for per-… where's Robbie?"
J "Long story. Talk to Cat at the beach. Hint: It has to do with hot sauce."
T "Oh, not the incident again! Robbie's going to get an infect-…"
J "No, not that. But I guess hot things are Robbie's weaknesses; hot girls, hot weather, and even hot sauce. Who knew?"
T "Let's put on our bathing suits and grab the towels. Make sure that Cat does, too."
J "Whatever."
The guys and girls are butting on their bikinis and trunks.
B "Cat, this time, you can pee once we ALL get out."
C "Good call, but Jade forced me to go before we left."
B "Even better. Let's go!"
