A/N: I have this new obsession with this series and with Kiozumi, so I thought I would try this out.
Prologue
Kyon's POV
I fervently hoped that the girl who had just transferred into our school would be deemed normal by the enigma known as Haruhi Suzumiya.
I should have known better.
I suppose after meeting an alien, time traveler, and esper, I should have been prepared for some other supernatural being to enter Haruhi's world, but wishful thinker that I was, I thought maybe she would consider the SOS Brigade complete and leave this new girl out.
Haruhi, of course, chose the opposite path. When the girl who sat behind me tapped me on the shoulder, I chose to ignore her. However, she hit me with more force and I had to turn around.
"Another mysterious transfer student! Just what the SOS Brigade needs, things have been getting boring lately!"
"How do you consider this mysterious? It's halfway through the school year and a common time for people to transfer."
"Don't be an idiot, Kyon! Obviously she's unusual!"
Of course she is. Whatever you say, Haruhi. I've learned to stop trying to rationalize with you…not that anything seems rational anymore. So I stopped to think and wondered…is this new girl really some special person? Is she appearing only because Haruhi wished it? If so, what is she? Is she another alien, like Nagato and Asakura? Did she follow Miss Asahina back in time? Is she one of Koizumi's colleagues that he's always going on about? Or maybe she's some other thing that Haruhi dreamed up and decided she wanted to meet.
Regardless, I hoped this girl had the common sense and iron will to just downright refuse Haruhi and go on with her own life. I doubted that she would. That kind of will is inhuman and if this was just some wish of Haruhi's, then the girl would have no choice in the matter. Also, she may have even been sent here for the purpose of investigating Haruhi and would jump at the chance of being in a club with the person she needed to stay close to.
Whatever the case, only time would tell what sort of crazy misadventures would come from the meeting of this new girl and the most forceful, eccentric girl I had ever met.
A/N: Alright, my character comes in next. Remember to review.
