"DIE EVIL ALIENS!!!!!" I yell, shooting a few aliens "YOU SHALL DIE BY THE HAND OF MATT THE GREAT!!!"

Matt the great, that's my username.

"Why are you yelling?" Mello asks, sitting in the chair next to me

"Sorry, I was just getting a bit carried away" I apologies "Do you wanna use the computer?"

Mello takes a bite out of his chocolate "Hmm.....I suppose I do!!"
I log out of my game and swap seats with Mello. Very reluctantly I must add, I was hoping to defeat the alien king!!!

"So, what're you going to do?"

Mello clicks the giant 'e' in the corner, waiting for the webpage to come up, "I dunno, what can I do?"

"You could always use Google. It's a gigantic search station that shows you anything you want"

Mello clicks the little text box and turns to me, a confused look on his face.

I sigh, "You just type what you want and click 'go'"

So Mello isn't the smartest person in the world........oh well.

"Have you ever tried to write your own name?" He asks

"Um....no" I answer "I wonder what would happen...."

"Only one way to find out" he says, typing his name and clicking 'go'.

Mello may not be the smartest person, but he comes up with good ideas.

"Wow....." I say, staring at the screen.

On the screen, there are 10,000 links to web pages with the name Mello on it. I never knew Mello was that popular.....seriously.

He clicks on the first link and a new page comes up, this is what it says:

OMG!!!! Mello is so totally HOT! I wish he was my boyfriend!!

Mello? Hot? That makes me puke.

"What....on earth....." Mello begins, sitting forward in his chair.

I move away, preparing for the worst.

"WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!" he screams, standing up "I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO SHE IS!!!!"

'How does he know it's a she?' I wonder.

His eyes travel down the webpage

"AND WHY AM I ON THERE? SHIRTLESS?"

I assume he's talking about the picture of him under the text......the one of him shirtless.

"Calm down Mello!" I say "It's not that bad!!"
He sits back down, taking an angry bite out of his chocolate.

"Not so bad...." He mutters "yeah right....."

I click the backspace button and smile at him sheepishly,

"Wanna look at something else?"