I don't own Inuyasha!

Inuyasha (in Miroku's voice): Miroku this is for you. Just a little diss I came up with.

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing, doing

I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that ass to that bitch Inuyasha, I
Think someones at the door
But I don't think I'm gonna answer
Kikyo saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Miss Kikyo
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make a spell, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Miroku, Sacred Monk, I am a mere monk
I can get away with anything I sing, i just get drunk

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing, doing

Koharu's tits and heart, my dick is so hard,
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see those tits my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing, doing

Sango and Kagome used to be so wholesome
Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Kikyo saying "please"
Doing doing doing
What do you mean please?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look, I put away my zipper zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Kagome's shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like Shiori, this movies PG
Kikyo, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Sango, he's too busy?
I am Miroku, Souta Higurashi has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz Souta's ass on my hand

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing, doing

Little Shiori is not quite old enough so
I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that hut she sings get out your bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is Kikyo
Kikyo saying "freeze"
Doing, doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Pristess, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make dick juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the mountain, but I think I did
Shiori, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the water well, everybody get out
I am not Sango, I am Miroku, get down

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing, doing

So Mistress Sango, will you pee pee on me please?
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing, doing

Inuyasha: Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)

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