1 day john ebgert was walkin down tha streat when we sudenly saw somje1. that some1. was vERRY interestingn.
ya, thats rite bitches, u guest it. JON. . . saw….himshelf. woops haha sry i meant himself. he ssaw himshelf once but he was ashelf nvm hthat story is 2 long 2 inclood hear.
anywheys, hi s self said YO. and jo nh was like oh hi there but im not a homosexual so i cnant talk 2 u right now bc that is something a homosecksual would od! and hissleflf was like noo and dave randomy shode up and said no man thats not homo i do it al the time. and jo n was like but wait u r homo dave. and dave said dang sory and he left.
jonself bit his lip and tryed not 2 loo k at how hot himself was but he was fayling becus he was a narsi ovarian cyst. what. nardicisisst i mean. anyways his big bukc teath were so big and bolky that they tore into his mouth flesh and hholey shit that was hot to john #1. but he was not a homosekual, he wispered to himself. what did u say? himself asked. o h, nothing. i was just seying how much i llvove kon air and nic cage. hismlef laffed but he knew eotherwyse. the seecrit…yes…he h8ED Con heir. no. it sutnk. i t sucked butt. just like he wanted 2 suck himselfves but and o snap he wanted 2 suck his own but t this was bad this was vry bad. NO HOMO! he scremed loudly causing ppl 2 stop and stair. dave then shoed up agenn and was like yes homo dot n deny it jon we al kno u r homo and john screamed WHERE DID U EVEN COME FROM STOP FOLOWING ME and a single sparkling tear sliped down daves smooth face cheek and he left agane. for the beter.
johnh #2 pulecd john # 1 (A/N: THESE NUMBRES ARE KILING ME! so from now ON i will refer 2 john # 1 as just john and john # 2 as nic cage haha k ) so anyways he polled him in2o a diark allie. wow nic cage this is getin g kind of homo john wisspurd and he reelised he just mest evRYTHING UP! oso he quickly apollojizzed and said no homo btw. and that resloved that.
but then nic cage started kistin john and he awas like omg ok so this is knice and he kist back but wen they stoped foure BREATH (A/N haha get it im so clevur) he screemed lowdly I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL! and brock johns earlobbs but its was ok bc he had an…egberection. so he loked at john with sexy sex eyes an touched d johns peepee and john sloumeped backwards OH SEMPAI…also no homo lmao he said and nic cage chukkled and it made his ochinchin twitch. (NOTE: STOP SENDING ME MESSIGES ASKING WHAT AN OCHINCHIN IS IF U WERE A *REAEL* YAOI SHYPPER U WOULD KNOW!) so hes he shushed john with a smoch and it was super hot and then he put ihs peepee u p johns butt hole althewyle whispuring no homo no homo no homo. jo n moaned bc it felt so good and then he screamd IMJ GONNA CUM! and he did iand it was supr hot and nic did 2 but then al of a suden he realised john wasnt brething. he losst his BRETHH. nic cage fel 2 the flore still nakid and sex and he strted cryin. JOHN Y?! I KNEW I WAS JUST 2 SEXY FOR U! and the tears kept streemi n wonderin how can he see INTO HIS EYES LIKE OPEN DORES? LEADING U DOWN IN2 HIS COAR, WHERE I BECOM E SO NUM
haha so yea tell me how u lyked it. i do not own joh negbert or bring me 2 life wby evansescence (wtf how do u even spell that) my fave sogn btw! so ya haha i put lots of time n effart in2 this so id apreciate a like and al that jassz.
