Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah(5x)

This is for youuu, Galaxina! ;D

Sooo, me and Galaxina were goofing off PMing each other and I told her I'd do anything she said... She told me to sing the Perry the Platypus theme song... And I decided to be funny and make a parody out of it to make fun of Perry... We were roleplaying and pretending he was all wimpy. xD She told me to post it if I could.

Enjoy, I guess. 8DDD


Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah (Yeah)

Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah

Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah (C'mon!)

Perry!

He's a nonsemi-aquatic nonegg-layin' mammal of laziness

(Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah, doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah)

He's a hairy little bigfoot who'll always flinch from a fra-ee-ay-ee-ay

He's got more than just mad kill

He's got a beiber tail and a bill

And the women scream whenever they hear him say...

(pause; Perry sneezes and women scream and run for their lives)

He's Berry, Berry the Sneezypus

Lerry, Lerry the Hiccypus

Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah(8x)

Well he's lookin' real crazy in his 2026s sombrero

(Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah, doo-bee-doo-bee-doo-bah)

He's got a fluffy will, nerves of jelly, and several other nonmetal-themed attributes

His fur isn't watertight

And he's never up for a fight

So when evil hears this sound it laughs in its boots

(Perry squeaks)

He's Mary, Mary the Scratchypus

Perry, Perry the Nobodypus

He's got more than just mad kill

He's got a beiber tail and a bill

And the women barf whenever they hear him say...

(Perry chatters and women barf)

He's Perry (Perry), Perry the Wimpypus

Yeah, Perry (Perry), Perry the Wackypus

Talkin' 'bout Jerry

Agent IDK


Yeah... So, there you go. xD Imagine if Perry saw this... 0.0

- Lovey