Title: A New Perspective
Summary: When Larry Butz cuts Edgeworth's hair during his sleep, Edgeworth's life takes a turn for the worse. Edgeworth wonders why was he incapable of finding normal friends.
Disclaimer: Do you really think I'd own Ace Attorney? Yeah, I didn't think so, too.

This is the first time I wrote for a fandom other than Tenipuri, so please go easy on me! This pointless story is dedicated to my friend, Natsuki-FlameHaze.


A New Perspective

"Whatever happened to our friendship? You can't do this to us! We need to stick together like men! If I get a bad haircut, you should get one, too!" yelled Larry dramatically.

Edgeworth glared at Larry.

"I refuse to partake in such juvenile activities," said Edgeworth frostily. With that, the famed demon prosecutor walked briskly out of the room.

"Edgey! No!"

...

"Sir!" greeted Gumshoe, saluting enthusiastically, and he saw a hunched figure lying face down on the couch. "You spent another night in the office? You're working yourself really hard, sir! You must be really hungry; you can have my Swiss roll, sir! Here!"

Edgeworth looked up at Gumshoe lazily. He ran a hand through his hair which felt different from before. "Thanks, Detective," said Edgeworth, grateful.

Gumshoe laughed and rubbed the back of his neck. "It's nothing, sir!" He looked at his boss to smile but was greeted by a surprising sight. "Wright?" sputtered Gumshoe, confused. "What are you doing here, pal?"

Edgeworth gave Gumshoe a confused look. "What are you talking about, Detective?" asked the man, raising an eyebrow.

But instead of getting an answer, Edgeworth realized that Gumshoe already called the security.

...

"I tell you, I am not Phoenix Wright," said Edgeworth, frowning. "I don't see why you think I'm Wright."

Meekins looked carefully at Edgeworth. "There's no mistaking it!" said the energetic officer. "You are Phoenix Wright, so don't try to hide it anymore! Your hair is all the proof I need!"

"My… hair?" Edgeworth mumbled.

Meekins nodded and (from god knows where) he pulled a mirror out to show Edgeworth his reflection.

Now if Edgeworth was a chibi character, veins would have appeared on his head and he would have fallen over. But because he was not a chibi, Edgeworth scowled and vowed vengeance.

"Uh, Mr. Wright," said Meekins slowly. "I think… you should go to your trial now."

Edgeworth twitched.

...

"Mr. Wright," said the judge uneasily. "You're earlier than usual."

Edgeworth frowned and thought of the ways he could extract vengeance on Larry Butz. He decided that first, he would get Franziska and Larry to date, and then, he would make Franziska feel that she was in love with Larry - so in love that she would give him a good beating if he even looked at another woman.

Franziska was a convenient lass, sometimes.

Edgeworth's train of thought was distracted when the door of the courtroom burst open to reveal a defense attorney in a blue suit.

"I'm sorry I'm late! I got stuck in the traffic!" said Phoenix Wright, panting. He wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead and then looked at the defense team's side of the court and was shocked to see… himself?

"Is it just me… or am I seeing another me?" asked Phoenix loudly, to which Miles sighed. "Oh my god, why is there two of me?" yelled the poor defense attorney, and then he fainted.

...

"I told you, I'm Edgeworth," said Edgeworth, exasperated.

"Are you telling me that… anyone with spiky hair could impersonate me? Lies!" said Phoenix, before he fainted again.

THE END :P


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