A/N:
Hey everyone! This is a little poem that I wrote for my friend, to act as
a centerpiece to the Marauder collage she's making. I like it, I think
it's cute. Read and review!

"ODE TO THE HOTNESS BEFORE HARRY"
You know Harry of course
And Hermione and Ron.
And one can't forget Draco
Who's always such a turn on.

But while the trio and the Gryffs,
And the others are all fine,
One can't help but look back
To an earlier time.

A time when angel flight suits
And disco balls were in,
A glorious time
When Chudley Cannons could actually win.

But while bellbottoms and disco
Have a certain allure,
The best part of the generation
Was the Marauders, to be sure.

First there was Sirius,
All finesse and suavity,
Who'd have been the first to admit
That he's a P-I-M-P.

And James-oh James!
Athlete extraordinaire.
It was entirely too cute
How he always messed up his hair.

Then you have Remus Lupin,
Or Moony if you will,
With a heart made of gold
And looks that could kill.

Last of all was shy Peter,
Distinguished by his gastronomic flair.
But I'd be totally lying
If I said that I care.

Together they formed
Our favorite fab four.
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, Prongs,
Who could ask for much more?

In summary, I give you
Each boy in a word.
Sirius-hot, Remus-tasty,
James-snitch, Peter-turd.