Just a short oneshot that popped into my head, thinking of Ways To Kill A Sue.
"Get ready."
Legolas tensed.
"It's coming."
Legolas drew his bowstring tighter.
"Now!"
Legolas let fly and the teenaged girl rushing towards him fell dead with a satisfying whump.
Gimli pounded his axe on the ground. "Good shot, lad!"
Legolas wiped his forehead. "That makes how many this month?"
"Twenty-seven."
"Ai, tua amin, Iluvatar."
Elvish: 'Ah, help me, God.'
