Just a short oneshot that popped into my head, thinking of Ways To Kill A Sue.

"Get ready."

Legolas tensed.

"It's coming."

Legolas drew his bowstring tighter.

"Now!"

Legolas let fly and the teenaged girl rushing towards him fell dead with a satisfying whump.

Gimli pounded his axe on the ground. "Good shot, lad!"

Legolas wiped his forehead. "That makes how many this month?"

"Twenty-seven."

"Ai, tua amin, Iluvatar."

Elvish: 'Ah, help me, God.'