My friends and I are a bunch of perverts and unfortunately, we came up with this during out lunch hour.

Keiko was tossing and turning. She was in the middle of a bad dream. Suddenly Keiko woke up. Keiko was scared. Keiko got out of bed and ran to her parent's room.

Tsunade and Jiraiya were in their bed doing the naughty when Keiko was having the bad dream. They had no idea Keiko was awake and she was looking for them.

Keiko ran up to her parents door and tried to get inside their room. Tsunade heard the door handle jiggle and she stopped doing what she was doing with Jiraiya.

"Mommy!" Keiko cried. She wanted her mother.

"Keiko, go back to bed." Tsunade told Keiko. "I'll see you in the morning." Keiko refused to go back to bed.

"No, I want you," Keiko whined. Keiko sat down outside her parents door.

Tsunade ignored Keiko and went back to what she was doing. Ten minutes later, Keiko cried for Tsunade again.

"Dammit," Tsunade cursed, "Jiraiya go get dressed. I'm going to get Keiko before she gets into anything."

"Okay," Jiraiya replied kissing Tsunade, "We can finish our business later." Jiraiya got out of bed and went into their bathroom and got dressed.

Tsunade got out of bed, got dressed, and opened their bedroom door. Keiko was sitting on the ground looking very upset. Tsunade leaned down and let Keiko hug her before she picked Keiko up.

Keiko laid her head against Tsunade and held onto her shirt. Tsunade held Keiko and softly sang to her. Jiraiya came out of the bathroom, fully dressed, and saw Tsunade holding Keiko. Jiraiya went over to them and tried to take Keiko from Tsunade. When he did, Keiko started to cry.

"Jiraiya, look what you did," Tsunade softly said. "Keiko, what's wrong? Can you tell Mommy what's wrong?" Keiko continued to cry.

"I'll go make her a bottle, maybe that'll make her calm down," Jiraiya suggested. Jiraiya left and Tsunade kept singing to Keiko. Keiko wasn't calming down.

Jiraiya came back and tried offering the bottle to Keiko. Keiko looked away from Jiraiya. Tsunade took the bottle and also tried offering it to Keiko. Keiko didn't want the bottle though.

"Mommy," Keiko finally calmed down enough to talk. Tsunade hugged Keiko closer. "I had a bad dream." Keiko was about to cry again.

"Keiko, it's okay. I won't let anything happen to you. I promise," Tsunade smiled at Keiko.

"Daddy, are big snakes real?" Keiko asked. Jiraiya was shocked. What were these big snakes that Keiko was talking about?

"Well," Jiraiya started out, "It depends how big the snake is…"

"Bigger than a house. They evil. So was the man!" Keiko told Jiraiya. Jiraiya tried to take Keiko from Tsunade again, but Keiko didn't want Jiraiya.

"Keiko, those things aren't real," Tsunade told Keiko. "Plus, there is no evil people where you live. Just good people." Keiko didn't believe Tsunade.

"Sure?" Keiko asked. Tsunade laughed.

"Yes I'm sure!" Tsunade told Keiko. Keiko was satisfied.

Jiraiya tried picking Keiko up again and this time Keiko let him. Tsunade handed him Keiko's bottle and Jiraiya tried feeding Keiko the bottle. Keiko happily accepted the bottle and started drinking it. Soon Keiko fell asleep. Jiraiya was about to put Keiko back in her own bed when Tsunade stopped him.

"Jiraiya, I want Keiko to stay with us tonight. I'm concerned about the dream she had," Tsunade explained to Jiraiya.

"Tsunade, she had a bad dream. Nothing else," Jiraiya replied.

"I know, but she basically described Orochimaru. She doesn't know a thing about him, yet she could describe him like she actually met him," said Tsunade.

"Tsunade," Jiraiya reached out to her, "Keiko didn't describe what the man looked like, she just said he was evil and there were giant snakes."

"I know, I'm just worried about her. Just let her stay with us for tonight. It would make me feel better," Tsunade told Jiraiya.

Jiraiya gave in and let Keiko stay with them for the night. For the rest of the night, Keiko slept without waking up. Tsunade was worried about Keiko. So was Jiraiya. They both hoped that Keiko had a bad dream and nothing else.

THE END