A/N: This is a one-shot. It's gonna be short. It's my first one shot, so it may be a bit shabby.

Ash woke up with a yawn. Today was the day, the day he'd get his first Pokémon. What would it be?, he wondered. He looked at his clock.

"Oh sh*t! I'm late! The prof's gonna kill me!" The teen screamed as he ran to the front door, still putting his pants on. Barry was standing outside Professor Oak's lab, waiting for him. Ash ignored him and ran straight through the door. And I do mean through. As in, there was an Ash-shaped hole in the door afterward.

"You're late." Professor Oak greeted Ash. Ash grinned sheepishly and blushed.

"Well there's only two Pokémon left. Go on, meet your new partner." The Professor motioned to two identical Pokéballs on a table. Ash picked the one on the right.

"I'm still studying that one! Ah, but I suppose it must be fate, eh?" The Professor gave a good natured laugh. Ash ran out the door the way he came in, that is to say it wasn't really a door anymore after that.

"Barry, I challenge you to a battle! Go, Pokémon!" Both boys threw their Pokéballs. Out on Barry's side came Charmeleon. (Oh my, what luck!) On Ash's side... Aww, a cute little pink Jigglypuff! (Aww, da widdle Jiggly is giving me a death glare. What luck for Ash... the other kind of luck that is.) Charmeleon and his trainer laughed uncontrollably. Ash sweatdropped.

"A Jigglypuff. Oooh, I'm so scared. Eeek, the cute little Jigglypuff is gonna get me!" Barry squealed sarcastically. Charmeleon laughed harder. Ooh, if only they knew...

"Hmph. Jiggly, sic 'em!" Ash yelled, not really believing that it'd do anything. Jiggly put on a hockey mask and started brandishing a chainsaw. Barry laughed hysterically... until Jiggly cut off Charmeleon's head. (Aww, Jiggly can use his widdle chainsaw! Wait what!? He/she has a chainsaw?!) Barry looked at his now-dead Charmeleon devolving into a decapitated Charmander, then an egg, then a broken egg. Barry went into the lab the same way as Ash had before, except he was crying. Ash gasped in awe. Jiggly put away his serial killer gear and did a cute dance on Ash's head. Ash patted Jiggly and from that moment, he knew that with his faithful partner he could become Pokémaster... and if not, Jiggly could just murder the current one. (O_O)

(I just have to do this: (0_0)(0_0)(0_0) KIRBYDANCE!)

Disclaimer: I don't own Pokémon or Kirby.

Note: Maybe I'll continue this. Later pplz!