Title: Gakuen Hentai
Author: Muse
Pairings: Starts out with NejiSasu (as in, they're in a relationship) and hints of ItaSasu (if you squint and tilt your head to the side just a little…) then EveryoneSasu and finally, my OTP; NaruSasu (squeals).
Rating: M/MA
Warnings: Non-con yaoi, intended OOC-ness (intended because I made Sasuke like he is because it's vital to the plot, and yes, there is a plot XP. If you like glare-you-to-death Sasu better, then stick around, 'cos he'll turn up eventually), stuff. I'll add more later.
Summary: Perverts, dangerous gang members and evil, pedophilic teachers. What's newbie Uchiha Sasuke to do when he becomes the next target of sexual harassment? NaruSasu, NejiSasu, ItaSasu, KibaSasu, GaaSasu, EveryoneSasu.
(Kaeru: Lolz! Kaeru here. I'm posting this on behalf of my cousin, Muse, aka, Yaoi no Sekai de! X3 Maa, anyways, this was written by her, but the plot was provided by moi! So, enjoy, kays? And review. Make my cousin happy!!)
Glossary:
Baa-chan- common way of calling an old woman. Means grandmother and, sometimes (as baa-baa), old hag.
Nani yo- roughly means 'what the hell'. Nani is what, while the 'yo' is there as emphasis.
Gakuen Konoha- Konoha Academy.
Arigatou- thanks, thank you.
Gomen nasai- I'm very sorry.Kawaii desu yo- very cute, so adorable. Kawaii means cute, adorable, etc. while the 'yo' is emphasis.
Kuso inu- damn dog
Hentai- pervert.
Ne- used at the end of a sentence to incite agreement
Chapter I: First Meeting: Welcome!
Walking through the large, black iron gates of Gakuen Konoha, Uchiha Sasuke couldn't help but shiver at the mere size of the plain, white buildings situated about the campus.
'It's… overwhelming,' he thought, clutching the three text books he held tightly against his chest, a nervous gesture he had never learned to hide.
At the moment, the courtyard, normally brimming with students, was empty, and Sasuke was glad he'd woken himself up early that morning. He wasn't sure he was prepared to meet anyone yet. At least not until he was a little more used to his new surroundings, anyway.
Walking carefully, his beautiful and adorably large onyx eyes darting around curiously, he took a grey cement path that led to the main office of the academy, or so said the map in his hand.
When he reached the double black glass doors, Sasuke paused and took a deep breath before pushing them open with his back. Sidestepping a little to allow the doors to close after him, Sasuke turned and looked around to see the front desk empty and unoccupied.
'What do I do now?' he wondered, walking to the side of the small room.
The walls were a soothing dark blue and the window on one side was high and wide, allowing the pale light of a rising sun to bathe the room in its soft embrace. There was a potted plant in one corner that looked perfectly taken care of and a small coffee table situated in front of two dark red sofa chairs that were to the right of the doors.
Sasuke was about to go off and sit in one of the chairs when a loud bang from behind a door next to the front desk sounded loudly in the quiet room and made him jump.
"-- no way, baa-chan! You can't do that--!""-- watch your tone, young man! I am still your--"
"-- that's not fair--!"
"-- deal with it--!"
Sasuke jumped again when the door slammed open abruptly after the loud shouts from behind it and watched with wide eyes as a tall, muscular blonde around his age with clear azure eyes tinted red around the edges stomped out, growling angrily.
The reds in his orbs made Sasuke think of Itachi's eyes and he shivered involuntarily. The blonde didn't seem to notice him yet and the Uchiha found himself hoping it would stay that way.
Something about the other teen made his heart race faster and his blood freeze in his veins. And it wasn't just his eyes.A pretty woman, blonde as well and endowed with extremely large breasts (the thought made Sasuke blush), walked out after him, her caramel orbs narrowed with anger.
Sasuke recognized her as the Headmistress of the academy and he idly wondered what it was that had the two people before him so angry.
"Now you listen here, Uzumaki--" she started, but stopped abruptly upon noticing Sasuke.
The blonde teen, Uzumaki, glared at her before looking in the direction she was staring at.
Sasuke noticed the anger in his reddish blue eyes disappearing immediately before being replaced with an emotion the Uchiha couldn't quite place, but still made him feel uncomfortable, and started to fidget on his feet.
"Katsuyu-kouchou?" he asked hesitantly, avoiding the blonde teen's strange look.Tsunade scowled lightly before shaking her head a little and sighing. She nodded into her room at Sasuke. "Hai, hai. Come in. You must be Uchiha-kun."
Sasuke nodded lightly and complied with her request, carefully maneuvering around Uzumaki, whose eyes followed his every move unnervingly.
Tsunade gave the blonde teen a venomous glare before hissing, "I'll deal with you later," and proceeding into her office after him, closing the door behind her.
Sasuke sat in the wooden cushioned chair in front of the only desk in the room quietly and watched without a word as Tsunade sighed again before sinking into the large chair on the other side of the desk.
"Please forgive the commotion just now, Uchiha-kun, and for making you wait," she said, squeezing the bridge of her nose. "My secretary, Shizune-san, has the day off otherwise she would've been the one to take care of you."
Sasuke shook his head sympathetically. "It's alright, Katsuyu-kouchou," he said, sincerely. "I just arrived, anyway."
Tsunade's lips twitched into a small smile. "Such a nice change of manners…," she murmured under her breath, and Inner Sasuke sweat-dropped, muttering a silent, 'Nani yo…?'
Then the blonde Headmistress suddenly clapped her hands together loudly and Sasuke jumped in his seat, staring at her warily."Ah, anyway, welcome to Gakuen Konoha, Uchiha-kun!" exclaimed Tsunade with a sudden burst of energy and Inner Sasuke's sweatdrop morphed larger. "I am Katsuyu Tsunade, the Headmistress, and if you cause any trouble, I'll bash your head in."
The last part was said with a beaming smile, as though the threat was just a casual comment on the weather, and Sasuke stared back at her with wide eyes.
Tsunade didn't seem to notice and instead opened the top drawer on the left side of her desk and began to rummage in it.
After a while, she slammed her hand down on top of her desk, a piece of paper under it.
"This is your schedule," she explained to Sasuke's questioning look. "For the rest of the year, you will be following it down to the second. Do not be late for classes and before you ask, extra curricular activities are mandatory and count as twenty percent of your school credit, so you have to enter at least two clubs.
"Your teachers have already been informed of your enrolment, so you don't have to bother with introductions. I will assign someone to be your guide until you are more used to the academy's ways and I strongly advise you to listen to them, whoever they may be."
Sasuke, nodding, took the paper from her. "Is that all?" he asked quietly.
Tsunade shrugged. "Pretty much."Sasuke nodded again and stood. "Excuse me then," he said, bowing. "Arigatou."
Tsunade was watching him carefully when Sasuke straightened. "Before you go, Uchiha-kun…"
Sasuke looked at her expectantly. Tsunade bit her bottom lip.
"Be careful, Uchiha-kun," she murmured.
Sasuke frowned in confusion.
"It's probably nothing," added Tsunade hastily before biting her lip again. "Just… Be careful. Take care of yourself here."
Still a little confused, Sasuke nodded before leaving her office, relieved to find the Uzumaki teen no longer there.
Glancing at his wrist watch, the young Uchiha wondered silently if the school library was already open; he still had half an hour to kill before home room.
Sasuke was grateful the little old lady of a librarian had allowed him in, really. But he was starting to get uncomfortable from the ogling he was receiving from her.Glancing up from his book, he saw the librarian duck behind a nearby bookshelf and sighed before closing the book. Grabbing his bag and textbooks, the Uchiha strode to the bookshelf he'd gotten the book he was reading from and slid it gently back in pace before leaving the library.
Sighing to himself, he clutched his textbooks against his chest tightly. Why was the librarian staring, anyway? He couldn't possibly have something weird stuck on his face, right? Worriedly, he rubbed his left cheek with one hand while walking down the hallway.
Too absorbed in his thoughts, the Uchiha didn't notice when a tall brunette appeared at the other end of the hall, eventually bumping head-on into a hard chest.
Sasuke stumbled back a little and almost fell, but a strong hand grabbed his arm before he could land on his butt and pulled him forward, incidentally causing him to crash onto the chest again.
"Hey, you okay?"
The deep voice made Sasuke realize that he was leaning face-first against a guy's chest and he immediately pulled back, blushing furiously.
"Gomen nasai," he apologized quickly, bowing. "I wasn't looking where I was going."
He was greeted with a chuckle when he straightened and Sasuke felt his face burning darker. He noticed the other teen had triangular red tattoos on his cheeks and wondered idly if they weren't against academy regulations.
"Ah, it's okay," assured the brunette, smirking lightly down at the Uchiha, showing off sharp, inhumane fangs. "I don't mind cuties like you bumping into me."Sasuke's blush became impossibly darker, which only served to amuse the brunette further.
"New here, eh?" Sasuke nodded furiously, focusing his dark eyes on the ground while his arms tightened further around his books. "Well then, allow me to introduce myself."Sasuke made a squeaky, surprised sound when the brunette took his hand and raised it to his lips.
"Inuzuka Kiba," murmured the brunette huskily from behind his hand and Sasuke blushed again, wanting to pull his hand away, but not having enough courage to do so.
"U-Uchiha. Uchiha Sasuke," he stammered.
Kiba smirked and let his lips linger on the back of the Uchiha's hand for a moment before releasing it.
"Kawaii desu yo," he said, grinning lecherously when Sasuke's face became tomato red again.
Sasuke stumbled back subconsciously and he tried to think up an excuse to leave. "I- I have t-to go," he stammered nervously before whirling on his heels and speed-walk to the other end of the hall, cursing himself.
"Yo, Naruto, man, have you seen the noob?" yelled Kiba, grinning as he bumped knuckles with the blonde leaning against the ledge surrounding the rooftop.Said blonde returned the grin with a smirk. "Hell yeah. Have you seen his ass?"
Kiba laughed, a sound that sounded almost like a dog howling. "Fuck his ass. I got a boner just smelling him. Man, I bet even Akamaru wouldn't think twice before humping him."
Naruto laughed. "Your dog would hump anything alive, though."
Kiba smirked. "True. But at least he humps living things. Sasori jerks off to puppets, for fuck's sake."
Naruto's laugh came louder. "You'd better pray Deidara doesn't hear you, kuso-inu."
"Doesn't hear what?"
The two teens glanced towards the entrance to the roof and raised fisted knuckles in greeting to the new arrival.
The newcomer, a redhead with dark rings beneath his emerald eyes and a kanji for 'ai' tattooed to the left side of his forehead, lazily bumped his own fists against theirs before climbing to sit cross-legged on the ledge, next to Naruto.
"That Sasori jerks off to dolls," answered Naruto plainly. "You seen the noob yet, Gaara?"
The redhead, Gaara, shrugged and didn't bother to reply.
"Well, you should," said Kiba, wiggling his brows suggestively.
Gaara didn't even bat an eyelid. "Hn."
Kiba rolled his eyes at his lack of enthusiasm but just shrugged, knowing the redhead would come round once he actually set eyes on the new academy beauty.
"What happened with Tsunade?" asked Gaara, staring at Naruto expectantly.
Naruto scowled before rolling his eyes. "The old hag's sending me over to Kakashi's again."
Kiba laughed. "Fuck you. That hentai? Doesn't she know you're not getting any 'better' with him?"
"Obviously, dumbass," retorted Naruto. "I don't give a shit, though. It's better than listening to her nag all weekend, anyway."
Kiba nodded in agreement. "Yea, whatever. Say hi to Kyuubi for us, yea?"
"Hn," grunted Naruto. "So, Gaara, what was up with you yesterday? I heard Kankurou yelling."
Gaara made an odd motion, somewhere between a shrug and a roll of his shoulders. "Hn. He's going to a senior party this Friday night. Told me to invite you guys."
Naruto grinned widely. "Whose?"
The redhead shrugged. "Dunno. Some new guy in Akatsuki."
The unsatisfying answer didn't deter Naruto's mood and the blonde merely grinned wider. A mischievous glint appeared in his eyes, something that didn't escape Gaara's sharp vision.
The redhead raised a brow (Muse: Gaara has eyebrows in this… :D), his own previously dull eyes brightening slightly; he knew that look, and hell if he didn't enjoy anything the blonde came up with. Naruto's last plan had ended with blood on their hands and Gaara had loved every second of it.
"What're you planning, baka-kitsune?" asked Kiba, a little wryly. He, too, had seen the glint, and though he didn't mind breaking a few rules here and there, he wasn't exactly fond of most of Naruto's ideas; the dog-lover always ended up with most of the dirty work.
Naruto didn't answer at first. Instead, straightening and expertly jumping over the ledge to perch right at the edge of it, his bright blue eyes, now slowly bleeding to red while his pupils contracted, he stared down onto the courtyard, where several students were now starting to file in from the front gates.
Kiba leaned over the ledge next to him curiously to see what he was staring at and grinned upon seeing familiar ebony hair and pale skin leaning against a tree.
Without another glance over at his companions, Naruto smirked.
"I say," he said, smirking, "we take a certain freshie to the party, ne?"
Tbc…
Muse: Mmm, yea, anyway this will probably be very long, 'cos I've got a sequel of sorts already in motion. Anyway, review, kays? Reviews make me happy. (goes into chibi mode).
(Kaeru: Lolz. Ne, my cousin doesn't know yet that I made her an ffnet account. XD. She'll freak. So... Help prevent her from killing me by placating her with offerings of reviewS, ne? -- You DO want an update for my own fics, don't you? XD)
